Fan Mail

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From a reader: I typed in ‘latest news on ed brown’ into google and some how i got to this pathetic excuse for a website! wow the above statement is one of the stupidest things ive ever read; you say ‘false arguments’ for all those points but dont explain why theyre false (hint hint you cant prove that theyre false … Read More

Lifted (and Other Things)

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(1) I haven’t seen "Ratatouille", but I hear it’s really good. I also hear that the animated short, "Lifted", that they show before the feature is pretty good too.  Not only do I hear it; I know it.  Because here it is….. In my humble opinion, what Disney was to the 20th century, Pixar will be to the 21st. (2)  … Read More

I Wonder…

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When this photo was taken, did the photographer know that he/she was possibly taking the picture of two future presidents? Damn hippies.

It Sucks Being A Waitress

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Because this hardly ever happens: Jessica Osborne, 20, received the gift from a family of regulars at the Pizza Hut where she works in this northeastern Indiana town. The family — a mother and two sons — stopped in recently for their usual: two Mountain Dews, a cup of hot water for tea and a large Meat Lover’s Stuffed Crust … Read More

Did You Know….?

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On Dec. 23, 1997, on his site, Robot Wisdom, Mr. Barger wrote: "I decided to start my own webpage logging the best stuff I find as I surf, on a daily basis," and the Oxford English Dictionary regards this as the primordial root of the word "weblog", which of course became the word "blog". Which means that blogging is turning … Read More

Ye Olden Dayes

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The Atlantic reprints an article from 1982, in which one of its writers was shares his experience of working on something called a "computer": When I sit down to write a letter or start the first draft of an article, I simply type on the keyboard and the words appear on the screen. For six months, I found it awkward … Read More

Oregonians Upset At Concrete Barriers

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Hahahaha: The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol. A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances. A number of residents have complained to … Read More

Red Sox Mid-Season Checkup

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53 wins (best in both leagues) 34 losses 10.0 game lead in AL East (last year at this time, it was 3) .609 precentage (best in both leagues) Team batting average: .273 Team ERA: 3.76 (third best in both leagues) Only team in baseball this year to have six representatives at the All-Star Game Not complaining…. UPDATE:  In comments and … Read More

No Shit, Sherlock

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Reuters: Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday. These same researchers are working on a theory that young men are attracted to women with large breasts and long legs.  "It’s just a theory", said one UCLA researcher, "but we’re sure that there … Read More