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Improv Everywhere.

For those unfamiliar with the group, they stage a lot of real-world improv "events".  Like going into a mall pretending to be average mall shoppers, splitting up, meeting in the food court, and then suddenly breaking into a musical to the amazement of real mallrats.

Yesterday, the improv group released the video of their latest improv which took place… at a funeral.  Their goal was to make it "the best funeral ever".  So they picked a random funeral from the obit listings, and simply showed up.  The video below shows a funeral service, with a handful of mourners.  Then, suddenly, a group of 30 or so show up graveside.

Oh, don't worry.  They were very respectful.  They didn't break out into song, but they did offer tissues and flowers.  Here's the Improv Everywhere "Best Funeral Ever" video:

Some people found this particular improv distasteful.  The local NY news, for example.  Of course, what they didn't know (but what seemed obvious to me) was that the whole funeral was staged and the video itself was an April Fool's Day prank.

Here's a local TV news station who fell for it:

Nice work, guys.

Here's a video of their recent "Human Mirror" improv:

All there videos are available on their YouTube channel.

Credit Crisis Primer

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You know who you are.  You know there is something bad going on with the economy, and it has to do with subprime mortgages and credit default swaps or blah blah yada yada something.

But you don't know what any of that means.

Welcome to the Credit Crisis Primer.  This explains in very simple terms and fun graphics exactly what is going on, and how we got into this mess.  A must see, even if you think you understand the current economic situation.


The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Photo Of The Day

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Obama (dead center) seems to be the only one aware that their picture was being taken….

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It kind of make him look like a dork.

UPDATE:  OMG.  The "photo of the day" just got beaten out by another photo of the day from the same shoot.  Apparently, the photographer told the G20 group to "go nuts".  The result?

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Okay, now they all look like dorks.

Stock Market Watch: Obama’s Bull Market?

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It was less than a month ago when conservative pundits were chomping at the bit to call the stock market downturn by the name "Obama's Bear Market"

WALLACE: Well, as we've been discussing, the stock market is officially in bear territory, down exactly 20% since the Obama inauguration. Brit, John McCain didn't want to answer the question, but I'll ask you. Is this the Obama bear market?

HUME: It's kind of a bear market within a bear market. The market was already down tremendously over the previous year, and I think most people entered this period of the new Obama administration thinking that it probably was bottoming out and that he would give by his very presence and by what he would offer real hope and that it would at least change the psychology a bit. It has changed the psychology, it seems, for the worse and I think he does bear responsibility for that, and the impression that he has managed to leave is that he's too busy with massive new spending and a scatter shot stimulus bill which was reckless and breathless new initiatives. On top of that you have this budget with all these breathtaking new initiatives to reorder our lives in a multitude of ways.

In the meantime, first order of business, the unfinished business of the previous administration. First order of business for the new administration, the financial crisis, the credit crisis. And, so far, no plan of any discernible shape of dealing with that. A couple of pieces in place as Governor Kaine pointed out. But that's what the market is looking for. It hasn't come. It's very hard. But, that's the big problem.

This meme was all over the place at the beginning of March.

What's happened since?

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And today, the market is up over 8,000.

Not bad when you consider that the market opened at 7,949 on January 20, the day Obama took office.

Study: Facebook, YouTube At Work Make Better Employees

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It's science.  Don't argue with it:

Caught Twittering or on Facebook at work? It'll make you a better employee, according to an Australian study that shows surfing the Internet for fun during office hours increases productivity.

The University of Melbourne study showed that people who use the Internet for personal reasons at work are about 9 percent more productive that those who do not.

Study author Brent Coker, from the department of management and marketing, said "workplace Internet leisure browsing," or WILB, helped to sharpened workers' concentration.

"People need to zone out for a bit to get back their concentration," Coker said on the university's website (www.unimelb.edu.au/)

"Short and unobtrusive breaks, such as a quick surf of the Internet, enables the mind to rest itself, leading to a higher total net concentration for a days' work, and as a result, increased productivity," he said.

According to the study of 300 workers, 70 percent of people who use the Internet at work engage in WILB.

Among the most popular WILB activities are searching for information about products, reading online news sites, playing online games and watching videos on YouTube.

"Firms spend millions on software to block their employees from watching videos, using social networking sites or shopping online under the pretence that it costs millions in lost productivity," said Coker. "That's not always the case."

However, Coker said the study looked at people who browsed in moderation, or were on the Internet for less than 20 percent of their total time in the office.

"Those who behave with Internet addiction tendencies will have a lower productivity than those without," he said.

As a worker and a manager of workers, I agree with this.

Keira Knightly Beaten

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The Brits really don't pull their punches (no pun intended) when it comes to their Public Service Announcement advertisements.

Here's a new and compelling one, directed by Atonement director Joe Wright.  If it doesn't bring your attention to the issue of domestic violence, nothing will.

[NOTE: contains graphic violence]

Compare With Katrina

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This is how a President is supposed to deal with a potential flooding disaster:

Well before the waters of the Red River were expected to reach their most threatening levels here, Dennis Walaker, the mayor, received a telephone call from President Obama.

The president said Fargo would get whatever help it needed, the mayor recounted, gushing over how it felt for “just a big kid from a small North Dakota town” to get such a high-placed pledge.

The telephone call last week was but a hint of the degree to which the Obama administration, faced with what threatened to become the first major disaster of its short tenure, turned federal resources to the fast-rising rivers in North Dakota and Minnesota.

By all indications, the reaction — possibly, some here suggest, the overreaction — was a signal of lessons learned from the Bush administration’s widely criticized response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

“We had federal people on the ground to the point where they were getting in the way,” said Pat Zavoral, the Fargo city administrator. “And we had National Guard people on the ground to the point where they were getting in the way.”

Grateful for the resources nonetheless, Mr. Zavoral added, “But that’s the way we want it.”

I’m Not Sure How Much More Of This I Can Take

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Second perhaps to Rush Limbaugh is Glenn Beck, in terms of rightwing popularity.

That means he has millions of followers.  He gets serious Republican politicians and pundits on his show.

But isn't this just a tad too far?

I mean, putting a camera and microphone in front of this guy is just plain dangerous.

Do people at Fox News truly advocate this?  I mean, serious journallists?

For eight years, I heard all about BDS, an acronym for "Bush Derangement Syndrome".  it was meant to describe those who kept referring to Bush as "Bushitler" and so on.

And those people existed.  You found them in the comments section of various blogs, usually typing (with misspellings galore) in all capitals letters under some anonymous name.

But you never never saw the likes of Olbermann or Maddow or others in the "librul" media go to the insane lengths of hyperbole that you see in the clip above.  Stock footage of NAZIs?

Glenn Beck is, quite simply, crazy.  Either that, or he's just trying to get ratings.  Either way, he puts Rush Limbaugh AND Ann Coulter to shame.

RIP “Guiding Light”

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I'm not a fan of soap operas, but you have to admit that 72 years is not bad for the genre.  It began as a 15-minute serial on NBC Radio in January 1937 and debuted on CBS television in 1952.

Here's some random synopses of the TV episodes from TV.com:

Monday June 30, 1952 (Episode #1)

Meta laments to her sister Trudy that she has left her husband Joe and her step-daughter Kathy hates her. Trudy convinces Meta to call Joe up on the phone.

September ___, 1963 (Episode #?)

Bert, Meta, and Papa Bauer anxiously await news from Bruce about Julie's condition.

Friday January 25, 1980 (Episode #8319)

The Cedars Carnival Benefit for the new pediatric wing is underway. Bert and a very pregnant Rita are in charge of a booth. Holly, Ed, and Christina go around the attractions as a scary looking clown (Roger in disguise) follows their every move. In the haunted house, Christina gets seperated from Holly and Ed and Roger almost gets hold of her. Dr. Dubois is questioned for information on Roger's wrongdoings, while Diane Ballard puts supplies in Roger's car, and is almost caught. Alan takes Phillip to the bazaar and spots Roger. Elizabeth meets with Jackie, wondering what could be wrong with Mike. Roger tries again to abduct Christina, but is unsuccessful. He curses, and Rita recognizes his voice!

Monday May 18, 1992 (Episode #11400)

Hamp goes for David's throat, but is relieved when Gilly shouts that David is her brother. During a quiet dinner at a restaurant, David asks Gilly if she has told Hamp his secret. Ross has Jack Kiley on the stand, but Jack is too rehearsed in his testimony to do any damage to his case. The two sides present their summations as Bill asks Fletcher of the name of Jack's previous rape victim. Nadine ushers a reluctant Bill out of the courtroom to evade the tabloid Reporter Bud. Nadine is touched when Bill says that she was his class' "Best Step Mom." Nadine gives Bud the broach-camera, but only after she takes out the film. Alex tells Roger that she wishes to see Eve, but he refuses until the time is right. Mindy and Eve meet at the beach, not knowing each other and both talk vaguely about Nick. Alex gets a glimpse of Eve and smiles.

Wednesday July 7, 1999 (Episode #13193)

Vanessa offers Bill a job but he reveals that he already works for Carmen Santos. Selena and Buzz go to the track and she wins some money.

Tuesday, September 30, 2003 (Episode #14256)

Olivia is frightened by the notion of Lizzie giving her a gift and she tries to send the teenager away. Christopher arrives and sends Olivia inside so he can deal with Lizzie. The gift box comes open and the gift is just a baby dress. Olivia later finds the head of a baby doll in her child's crib. Gus tries again to make peace with Eden, but they argue anew when he sees that Brad Green was one of her clients. Bill steps in to try and make peace between the pair. Edmund sees Jeffrey with the mysterious Japanese woman and assumes they are lovers. Edmund warns Jeffrey that he's on to his deceipt, but Jeffrey is unaffected by Edmund's words.

Monday February 16, 2009 (Episode #15611)

Coop takes a turn for the worse. Olivia confesses her feelings for Natalia to Bill.

Today (Episode #15641)

Olivia throws Natalia and Frank an engagement party. Edmund rushes Reva to the hospital.

*****

Just looking at those last two episodes, I guess it must have been weird for Olivia to throw an engagement party for Natalia and Frank, seeing as how Olivia has feelings for Natalia.

*****

Not that it's related, but here's some uncut video of "As The World Turns", broadcast on November 22, 1963.  It's rather dull, except for what happens 10:28 into the video….

The Republican Budget

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Well, having been deservedly mocked last week when they brought out their budget (you remember, the one that had no numbers?), the GOP tried again today.

To their credit, it has numbers this time.

But not surprisingly, it has the tired old GOP plan.  This time it is 62 pages long (pdf).

Once again, their idea is to make the Bush tax cuts permanent.  But that's just a start.

Tax cuts for the wealthy?  Sure, it's in there.  Of course, everyone gets tax cuts under the GOP plan.  In fact, there's only two tax brackets — a 10% bracket for individuals making under $50,000 (families under $100,000) and a 25% bracket for everyone else (the top income tax bracket right now is 36%).  Corporate tax rates also drop to 25%.

Oh, and capital gains cuts.  Because the average American is getting killed by taxes on their cappital gains (NOT!)

To balance the lack of income, Republicans intend to stop spending.  Well, to freeze spending across-the-board (except, of course, for the Pentagon, because this is the GOP plan) for five years.

And things like Social Security?  Well, they basically say that it will dry up in 2041, so we should lower payouts starting in….. 2036.  Lower payouts by 0.25% per year…. starting oonly five years before it's dry?  And that will buy us, what?   One or two more years before Social Security is totally gone?  That's a plan?

Later on, the GOP plan acknowledges that their social secuirty solution is just the beginning of a "process" which will eventually "move toward a consensus for saving and strengthening Social Security".  In other words, their plan to save Social Security is to… hope that someone comes up with a plan someday.

And Medicare?  The GOP answer is to privatize it.  In other words, make it go away (since we already have things that assist with medical cost payments — they're called insurance companies).

Perhaps the most amusing feature of the budget is the scoring.  Yup, they've gone and figured out the long-term effects of their plan for the next 70 years.

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Wow.  Well, obviously, the Republican alternative is the way to go.  I mean, it's a graph, for crying out loud, that takes into account all the ideological positions of every future Democrat and Republican elected official.

Seriously, though… how were they able to draw those lines?  How, for example, would one explain that tiny little dip and bump on the Republican line around 2044/2045?  I mean, is that a real dip/bump, or did the graph drawer have a shaky hand?

UPDATE:  Actually, this deficit projection is funnier when you realize two things: (a) the GOP plan lowers the top tax rate from 35% to 25%, but allows taxpayers the option to pay the 35% rate if they want to (if not, it's 25%) and (b) the deficit projections in the graph above assume that higher income people — all of them — will choose to voluntarily pay the higher tax rate.

UPDATE:  Oh, this is rich.  You see that ominous looking blue line going up up up on the graph below?  Turns out that the GOP projections aren't based on the Obama budget at all.  The Congressonal Budget Office (CBO) never ran a "Long-Term Alternative Fiscal Scenario" on the Obama budget.  That ominous blue line represents the long-term alternative fiscal scenario that the CBO worked out eight months ago – on Bush's budget!

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UPDATE:  And then there's this gem:

* Energy. Our budget lays a firm foundation to position the U.S. to meet three important strategic energy goals: reducing U.S. dependence on foreign oil, deploying more clean and renewable energy sources free of greenhouse gas, and supporting economic growth. We do these things by rejecting the president's cap-and-trade scheme, by opening exploration on our nation's oil and gas fields, and by investing the proceeds in a new clean energy trust fund, infrastructure and further deficit reduction.

If you bother to unpack that, what they're proposing is to fund new clean energy by (1) doing such things as off-shore drilling and (b) using money that we save by permitting factories to pour CO2 into the air.

Pitchforks And Armed Insurrection

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Right-wing blogger Eric Erickson at Redstate:

At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch, march down to their state legislator's house, pull him outside, and beat him to a bloody pulp for being an idiot?

At some point soon, it will happen. It'll be over an innocuous issue. But the rage is building. […]

Were I in Washington State, I'd be cleaning my gun right about now waiting to protect my property from the coming riots or the government apparatchiks coming to enforce nonsensical legislation.

Pause for a moment.  Here is one of the most popularly-visited right-wing blogs, written by a prominent blogger whose posts were read in the Bush White House.

And he's advocating violence against the government.

And what got his knickers in such a twist?

This:

"In the interest of reducing water pollution, Washington state, among other states, has instituted a ban on phosphates, making dishes much harder to clean if you clean your dishes in a dishwasher. While phosphates were banned from laundry detergent years ago — similar complaints followed then — states have only recently begun banning them from dishwasher detergent."

Yes, Erick Erickson is recommending residents of Washington state prepare for mob violence in the streets because state lawmakers are prohibiting dishwasher detergents that contribute to water pollution.