The Perfect Woman

Ken AshfordRandom Musings1 Comment

Here she is….

Perfect 

Who is she?   Ahhh… wouldn't you like to know.

The truth is, she doesn't exist.  She's a composite. 

Here's a simple composite — you blend Angelina Jolie with Anne Hathway to create a third woman (below):

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And what if you kept doing this…. and then blended the composites?  And then blended those composites?

You end up with the perfect woman, supposedly.  Like this (click to embiggen):

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What I find interesting about this experiment (h/t: Blame It On The Voices)  is that the final woman actually strikes me as a little bland.  Anne Hathaway's eyes, Angelina Jolie's lips, etc, all get washed out with each successive generation.  Go figure. 

There's a lesson in that, I suppose.

Rush Unwittingly Praises Socialist Health Care

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Rush Limbaugh thought he was being so000 clever, utzing it to the left.  Rush took some time out from his near-heart attack recovery to ooze his considerable mass in front of a microphone at the hospital in Hawaii where he recuperated.  He wanted to tout how the experience showed him what he already know — how great the American health care system is:

Of course, it is great that Rush's heart problem wasn't serious, and that he's fine.  But what he didn't realize, apparently, when he was praising America's great health care system was that his treatment was especially good because

Hawaii has had nearly-universal employer-mandated health insurance since 1974. Although its Pacific Island location makes the costs of everything–from gasoline to milk to ice cream to housing–the highest in the nation, health care premiums in Hawaii, for comprehensive care with small co-pays and deductibles, are nearly the lowest and their costs per medicare beneficiary are the lowest in the nation.

Why? There are a variety of reasons, most traceable to universality. With everyone covered by primary care, emergency room visits tend to be for real emergencies, not the non-emergent care mainland ERs dispense for people without coverage. That reduces the costs of ERs and the costs of non-emergent medicine since patients can be handled less expensively and more effectively by their primary docs. Hospitals have not overbuilt, acquiring expensive machines to compete with their neighbors for patients. Insurance companies have instituted screening and other measures to improve wellness among their covered populations.

Of course, Rush isn't Hawaiian, so Hawaii's socialist health care policies didn't apply to him.  But the point is that he still was able to receive high quality medical care, which he praised, from a system which has been practicing European-style universal health care for nearly three decades.

UPDATE  — And also, as Think Progress reminds us….

While Limbaugh has repeatedly attacked Democrats’ efforts at health care reform, he also regularly vilifies unions, calling them “thugs.” “Find a business in trouble,” Limbaugh has said, “and you will find a union involved.” Apparently, this isn’t so for Queen’s Medical Center in Honolulu.

When Tiger Woods Needs Brit Hume’s Advice…

Ken AshfordRed Sox & Other Sports, Right Wing and Inept Media, Right Wing Punditry/Idiocy2 Comments

The Tiger Woods story, as I've often said, isn't a news story.  It certainly doesn't warrent a panel discussion on a Sunday morning "news" channel.

And it certainly doesn't require commentary like that offered by Brit Hume, who said this weekend that Tiger Woods isn't going to be made whole until he rejects his religion and accepts the correct religion (Christianity).  Specifically, Hume said:

"The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith… He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So, my message to Tiger is, 'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'"

Watch:

I love how Hume's comments make Bill Kristol and the other panelists uncomfortable.  Perhaps they, too, are wondering why a senior political analyst for a so-called "news" network proselytizing, on the air, during one of the network's "news" programs.

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The Data Decade

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I think historians will look back at the 2000s and call it The Data Decade, and here's why:

–Percentage of U.S. households with a broadband connection in 2000: 6.3%

–Percentage of U.S. households with a broadband connection in 2008: 63%

–Number of e-mails sent per day in 2000: 12 billion

–Number of e-mails sent per day in 2009: 247 billion

–Revenues from mobile data services in the first half of 2000: $105 million

–Revenues from mobile data services in the first half of 2009: $19.5 billion

–Number of text messages sent in the U.S. per day in June 2000: 400,000

–Number of text messages sent in the U.S. per day in June 2009: 4.5 billion

–Percentage of U.S. households with at least one digital camera in 2000: 10%

–Percentage of U.S. households with at least one digital camera in 2008: 68.4%

–Percentage of U.S. households with at least one MP3 player in 2000: less than 2%

–Percentage of U.S. households with at least one MP3 player in 2008: almost 43%

–Number of pages indexed by Google in 2000: 1 billion

–Number of pages indexed by Google in 2008: 1 trillion

–Number of Google searches per day in 2001: 10 million

–Number of Google searches in 2009: 300 million, estimated

–Number of total Wikipedia entries in 2001: 20,000

–Number of Wikipedia entries in English in 2009: 3.1 million

–Number of blogs in 2000: less than 100,000

–Number of blogs 2008: 133 million

–Minimum free hard-disk space needed to install Windows 2000: 650 megabytes

–Minimum available hard-disk space needed to install Windows 7: 16,000 megabytes (16 gigabytes)

–Amount of hard-disk space $300 could buy in 2000: 20 to 30 gigabytes

–Amount of hard-disk space $300 could buy in 2009: 2,000 gigabytes (2 terabytes)

The Seventh Sense’s Annual* Best-of-the-Decade Awards

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BEST TV SHOW:  The West Wing.  Good dialogue, funny, serious, rich charactors.  It suffered and got inconsistent when Sorkin left, but overall, it's run was no longer or shorter than it needed to be.

BEST MOVIE:  Lord of the Rings Trilogy.  No, I'm not a rabid fan, but I think these movies were simply the most entertaining of the oughts.  Nods to Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Children of Men, Chicago, A Beuatiful Mind and The Departed.  Best Documentary was Man On Wire.  Best Foreign Film was Amilie.

BEST ACTOR:  Denzel Washington.  Started off the decade with Training Day and was consistently good in even the badder films. 

BEST ACTRESS: Meryl Streep.  Just couldn't do wrong.

ACTOR WHO "OWNED" THE DECADE:  George Clooney.  A busy actor, and given the amount of movies he made, it's surprising how good most of them were.  Not a bad decade for Johnny Depp either, who was pretty busy and always unique.

ACTRESS WHO "OWNED" THE DECADE:  Amy Adams, for my money.  Just something about her.

BEST "HOTTIE": Scarlett Johansson

BEST BOOK: Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

BEST NON-FICTION BOOK:  The 9/11 Commission Report.  It read like a novel.

BEST (NEW) PLAY:  August: Osage County by Tracy Letts

BEST (NEW) BROADWAY MUSICAL: Into the Heights.  With Spring Awakening close behind.

BEST SONG:  Chicago by Sufjan Stevens

BEST SPORTS STORY:  2004 Red Sox beating their 84 year World Series drought.

BEST REPUBLICAN SEX SCANDAL:  Mark "Hiking the Appalachian Trail" Sanford, although I have to acknowledge Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig.

BEST TV NEWS OUTLET: CNN, which shows you how bad news is these days.

BEST TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION:  Flash drives and other storage techniques, allowing for iPods, smartphones, DVRS, etc.

BEST INTERNET THING:  Google.  So important and Internet-changing that we almost take it for granted.

* Not really "annual"; that wouldn't make sense

And now…. the decade in seven minutes:

Top Ten Things That I’m Looking Forward To Seeing In 2010

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(10)  The media trying to tear down some icon, and failing miserably.  "Sully" Sullenberg is my guess.

(9)  Sarah Palin trying to be taken seriously as a political thinker now that she's had some time to crack a few books on the current issues of the day.

(8)  The 2004 Red Sox.  Not the same guys of course.  Just the same outcome.

(7)  Huge improvements in medicine, including a cure for cancer.  Okay, it may be too early yet for a cure for cancer, but given that we will have had a year of stem cell research, I expect to see the beginnings of some medical technology breakthroughs toward the end of 2010.

(6)  Carl Kasell on my home answering machine.  I don't have a home answering machine anymore, but I'd get one just for this.

(5)  A more organized life, and lower numbers on my bathroom scale.  Sigh, don't get me started.  I could say more, but this is as personal as I get on this blog.

(4)  Windows 7 actually being fairly decent.

(3)  The realization by everybody that Andrew Lloyd Webber doesn't automatically get to have his shows on Broadway simply because he's Andrew Lloyd Webber.  "Love Never Dies" (i.e., Phantom of the Opera II) will die.

(2)  The Teabaggers versus The GOP Establishment during the 2010 elections.  Oh, pass the popcorn.

(1)  Glenn Beck's inevitable on-air implosion and meltdown

Also:

The return of Pee Wee Herman
A really good NY weekend

Top Ten Things of 2009 That I Would Like NOT To See in 2010 Thankyouverymuch

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(10)  People getting rewarded for doing bad jobs.  I'm talking mainly Wall Street executives and people who run their company into the ground, then get bailed out by taxpayers, and then get huge bonuses as part of their executive compensation package

(9) People who cannot deal with the fact that Obama is President.  The birth certificate thing has played itself out.  It was funny for a while; now it's just annoying.  Yes, folks — a black man is president.  Deal with it.

(8)  Twitter.  Yeah, I said it.  It's a fad.

(7)  Lady Gaga or any woman "singer" who autotunes and acts outrageous and dresses oddly to hide the fact that she's actually rather talentless.  Remember how big Gwen Stefani was two years ago?  Yeah, me neither.

(6)  Idiots who take firms stands on issues about which they clearly know nothing.

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(5)  The media making a two-day story into a three-day story by wondering aloud if they are making too much of the story.  "Tonight on Focusline: Is the media overplaying the Tiger Woods story?  For the next three hours, our panelists will explore this topic in detail…." — Media, here's a tip: when you start asking the question "are we making too much of ____", the answer is a resounding YES.  Move on.

(4)  Celebrity gossip passing as "news".  I like celebrity gossip as much as the next person.  Okay, probably not as much, but I don't hate it.  But it is not news, and you can't call yourself a news organization when more than half your time is devoted to celebrity gossip.

(3)  Inconsistency.  You can't be against something that Obama does when Bush did the very same thing and you applauded it, unless you can make a distinction between the two events.  Period.

(2)  Reality shows that have nothing to do with reality.  Speaks for itself.

(1)  Attention-seekers and those that give them the attention they seek.  OctoMom, Balloon Boy, White House Party crashers, Joe "You Lie" Wilson, Kanye "Imma Let You Finish…" West, etc.

Runners-up:

Kim Jong-Il

What’s The Fuss About Full Body Scanning Equipment In Airports?

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Conservatives hate it and the ACLU hates it.  And for the same reason: privacy invasions.  I'm talking about very modern scanning devices in airports which allow TSA authorities to see what you may be carrying under your clothes, without you having to actually remove your clothes.  Nobody seems to like these things, which is why Democrats and Republicans in Congress overwhelming voted against them.

But why?  Let's think about this.

First of all, from our perspective, it's just like walking through those little airport metal detectors we walk through now.  Big deal.

And the people who will get to see our "naked" bodies? 

Well, first of all, we won't be completely naked in the way we might imagine.  To those viewing us through these machines, we will look something like this (although, presumably, without the weapons).

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Ooooooh.  How titillating.  (Not!) 

And by the way, the person looking at your image (it will be a woman for women passengers, and a man for male passengers) will be in another room so you won't even have to look them in the eye if you have body issues.  Nor, of course, will the images of you be flashed on some big public screen for everyone and God to see.  I mean, is this what people think will happen?

In truth, these poor TSA people will be looking at thousands of pounds of excess fat and flesh everyday — I hardly think we should worry about them getting all worked up, positively or negatively, about anyone's "naked" body.  If anything, those TSA security workers deserve our sympathy.

In fact, it takes a certain amount of arrogance to think that a TSA officer, who will view hundreds of vague naked images everyday, is going to give a damn (in a good way or a bad way) about the size or shape of your boobs or genitalia.  I mean, really.

Xray_specs And come to think of it, is the full body scanning equipment any less invasive than someone waving a wand at you, or patting you down, or a dog sniffing at your crotch?

So I hardly think this is a huge invasion.  And what do we get in return?  Well, the Christmas Day underwear terrorist would never have gotten on board.  That ought to tell you.

Seems to me like implementation of this equipment is a no-brainer.  But…. this is America, land of the prude.  We'd rather explode in a fireball of flesh and metal airplane parts than let someone have a glimpse at a gray computerized representation of our whatsits and yahoos.

Sick Of This

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I could have picked any number of conservative pundits harping on the same theme.  But I'll take Byron York over at the Washington Examiner.  He writes:

Some Obama defenders are sending around new articles from the Huffington Post and the Politico arguing that President Obama is being subjected to a double standard of criticism for his handling of the Detroit terrorism incident.

In "Obama takes the heat President Bush did not," the Politico's Josh Gerstein writes that when shoe-bomber Richard Reid struck on December 22, 2001, "it was six days before President George W. Bush, then on vacation, made any public remarks…and there were virtually no complaints from the press or any opposition Democrats that his response was sluggish or inadequate."

Now, Gerstein continues, despite "striking" similarities between the Reid case and the Detroit incident, Obama has become the target of "withering" criticism from Republicans and some in the press. How to explain the "double standard"? The Huffington Post's Sam Stein writes that the "bellowing" from Republicans over Obama's performance "seems as much about political posturing as legitimate national security concerns."

And Gerstein et al are right.  But continue, Mr York…..

Here's another answer. The most basic underlying question in the public discussion of Obama's handling of the Detroit case is whether the president and his administration take the threat of terror seriously. During the campaign, Obama and other Democrats accused the Bush administration of playing to the nation's fears about terrorism. Obama promised a different, lower-key approach. So after the Ft. Hood incident, he downplayed the by-then obvious possibility that the murders of 13 people were an act of Islamic terrorism, and after the Detroit matter, he said nothing at all and made a point of playing golf after hearing about the botched bombing. Obama's aides even explained to at least one sympathetic reporter that the decision to play golf was a calculated, tough, and wise response to the incident and that the president was "projecting his calm" on the American people.

Then, when Obama got around to making a public statement about the matter, he called suspect Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab an "isolated extremist" — a statement that later proved to be incorrect.

Yeah, this is one of the rightwing lies itself.  Obama, in the very same statement, didn't leave at the conclusion that this was an isolated extremist, but rather, he added: “A full investigation has been launched into this attempted act of terrorism, and we will not rest until we find all who were involved and hold them accountable.”  York conveniently omits this.

And then the president had to go into damage control mode, trying to undo the impressions left by the Secretary of Homeland Security, who claimed the system "worked" in the Detroit incident, and by unnamed administration officials who argued that the security system had performed properly by not placing Abdulmuttallab's name on a no-fly list.

Another rightwing lie.  The Secretary of Homeland Security said that the response system worked, which (incidentally) it did.  When there is an attempted terrorist attack, a number of things happen immediately to make sure that it's not a nationwide thing, like 9/11.  It didn't leave any "impressions" on anyone who bothered to listen to what she actually was saying.

So an answer the public's most basic question — is the president serious about this? — was emerging, and the answer did not look good for the administration. That's why Obama and his team have been scrambling.

And they're not scrambling, because they're not buying into the premise of the question (which, by the way, the "public" isn't asking, only the conservative talking heads).

Compare that to the shoe bomber incident. By December 22, 2001, when it happened, George Bush, in response to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, had:

** gone to war in Afghanistan

** instituted extensive security measures at airports

** created the office that would later become the Department of Homeland Security

** begun aggressive interrogation of terrorist suspects

** begun the "warrantless wiretap" program targeting international communications of suspected terrorists

** declared his intention to take Osama bin Laden "dead or alive"

You may agree or disagree about the wisdom of effectiveness of any of those actions. But did anyone, on December 22, 2001, doubt that George W. Bush was serious about using all the powers of the U.S. government to strike back at the terrorists who hit the World Trade Center and the Pentagon? Did anyone doubt Bush's resolve?

Today, does anyone have such confidence in Barack Obama? That — and not some "double standard" — is why there are so many questions about the president's handling of the Detroit incident.

So apparently, to satisfy York and his ilk that he took the Christmas terrorist attempt "seriously", Obama would have to start a war someplace, engage in tough cowboy talk, and lead the nation in a collective pants-wetting while chipping away at the Constitution.  That's what these rightwing yahoos want.

These guys don't get it, even after reading those above-referenced articles in the Huffington Post and the Politico.  They seem to think that the ONLY "serious" way to respond to an attempted terrorist attack is to respond just like Bush did, in manner and demeanor and policy.  Well, either like Bush, or Bill Pullman in Independence Day.  Perhaps Obama needs to strut around an aircraft carrier in a flight suit to show that he's "serious".  Like al Qaeda cares?

It just demonstrates what very very very small minds are at work here — these are people who cannot possible understand, say nothing of disagreeing with, alternate viewpoints.  Obama is a grown up.  He's taking care of business.  He's not grandstanding.  He's not inviting panic.  And he's not in a freaking action movie.  Geez.

UPDATE — The White House responds to these attacks from Cheney and other Republicans:

To put it simply: this President is not interested in bellicose rhetoric, he is focused on action. Seven years of bellicose rhetoric failed to reduce the threat from al Qaeda and succeeded in dividing this country. And it seems strangely off-key now, at a time when our country is under attack, for the architect of those policies to be attacking the President.

Second, the former Vice President makes the clearly untrue claim that the President – who is this nation’s Commander-in-Chief – needs to realize we are at War. I don’t think anyone realizes this very hard reality more than President Obama. In his inaugural, the President said “our nation is at war against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred.” In a recent speech, Assistant to the President for Terrorism and Homeland Security John Brennan said “Instead, as the president has made clear, we are at war with al-Qaida, which attacked us on 9/11 and killed 3,000 people. We are at war with its violent extremist allies who seek to carry on al-Qaida’s murderous agenda. These are the terrorists we will destroy; these are the extremists we will defeat.” At West Point, the President told the nation why it was “in our vital national interest” to send an additional 30,000 U.S. troops to fight the war in Afghanistan, adding that as Commander in Chief, “I see firsthand the terrible wages of war.” And at Oslo, in accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the President said, “We are at war, and I am responsible for the deployment of thousands of young Americans to battle in a distant land.”

There are numerous other such public statements that explicitly state we are at war. The difference is this: President Obama doesn’t need to beat his chest to prove it, and – unlike the last Administration – we are not at war with a tactic (“terrorism”), we at war with something that is tangible: al Qaeda and its violent extremist allies. And we will prosecute that war as long as the American people are endangered.

Ricky Gervais Scares Elmo?

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This is one of the best things I've read on the Intertubes in a while.

Basically, it is an article on a parenting website called Parentdish.  The author focuses on a Sesame Street skit in which Ricky Gervais appears at Elmo's bedside to sing him a lullaby.

Read the article, watch the video, and then read the comments.  Here.

The Odds Of Inflight Terror

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Really, I think too much is being made of the Christmas Airflight Underwear Bomber (as I now call him).  Yes, it was almost successful, and yes, maybe we can always beef up our homeland security here and there.

But let's not get spastic.  It's not like this is going to start happening every freaking day.  And here's a big chart that makes my point.

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