The Reverand Pastor Grant Swank had a great column yesterday. A totally incomprehensible column full of ten dollar words…. Obama’s Cult "’As you may know, not long ago a couple hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I’ll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day,’ McCain said, referring to Democrat Barack Obama’s recent visit to … Read More
Kiss The Girl
I’m still vaguely aware of popular songs on the charts, although typically, I’m not in that demographic anymore. When I heard of a song called "I Kissed A Girl", sung by a woman (Katy Perry), I knew it was only a matter of time before the moral majority heads would spin. And now that it is #1 on the Billboard … Read More
Let Us Not Bicker About Who Killed Who
Wow. This paragraph is astounding: In other words, the Adkisson case provides a case study in the secular demonology of the left. We’re seeing the politics of hatred in action. It’s marked by demands for vengeance and modes of discourse seeking to protect the perceived purity of the liberal sensibility. It is irreligious and opportunistic. It is the repudiation of … Read More
Bill O’Reilly: “It is not a stretch to say MoveOn is the new Klan”
Really, Bill? Not a stretch? Let’s see. THE KLAN, ON POWER: MOVEON.ORG, ON POWER: THE KLAN, ON HEALTH CARE: MOVEON.ORG, ON HEALTH CARE: Yeah, I can see where one might confuse them….
Pat Boone vs. The Apes (The Loser? Comedy)
I can’t tell if Pat Boone is (a) trying to be funny and failing; or (b) being totally serious and failing. Anyway, the crooner is on his (white) soapbox about — I am not making this up — "ape rights". Judge for yourself: Well, if it weren’t for the close quarters and the sad deterioration of his bones and other … Read More
The Coveted Marie Jon Apostrophe Endorsement
Well, I guess one could say that I am flattered that syndicated columnist Marie Jon Apostrophe reads my blog, or, at least, my posts concerning her columns, even though she does nothing but leave cryptic comments. It also looks like I may have gotten through to her. For the first time in months, she’s written a column about Barack Obama … Read More
Oy Vey, Maria
Oh, Marie Jon Apostrophe. You’re so self-parodying, it’s not even fun anymore: Hope and change worth having without an Obama racial test Ok. So I’m going to gather from Marie’s awkwardly worded headline, that she is in favor of hope and change. Not in favor of Obama’s racial test (I guess we’ll have to wait and see what that means), … Read More
Better Conservative Columnists, Please
Jonah Goldberg starts his column in today’s L.A. Times this way: Forced servitude in America? The U.S. already has high rates of volunteerism, but that’s apparently not good enough for our presidential candidates. There’s a weird irony at work when Sen. Barack Obama, the black presidential candidate who will allegedly scrub the stain of racism from the nation, vows to … Read More
Michael’s At It Again With The Gay Thing
From Thursday, it’s Michael Medved: The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman is the only human interaction capable of producing offspring, and therefore enjoys recognition in every culture as the most significant form of intimacy. "Significant" is a nice wishy-washy word. Frankly, I didn’t know that we ranked various forms of sexual intimacy, in this culture … Read More
Rush’s Not-So-Subtle Racism
Here’s the big fat one, on his radio show, talking about the recent floods: Limbaugh: I want to know. I look at Iowa, I look at Illinois—I want to see the murders. I want to see the looting. I want to see all the stuff that happened in New Orleans. I see devastation in Iowa and Illinois that dwarfs what … Read More
Dunkin Donuts Is Being Ridiculous
OMG! Look! It’s celebrity spokesperson Rachael Ray talking about Dunkin Donuts!! And look what she’s wearing around her neck! That looks vaguely middle eastern! It looks like a keffiyeh. Is she a terrorist-supporter?!? Does Dunkin Donuts (by inference) support terrorism?!?!? Some observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk … Read More
Michael Savage Is An A-Hole
Here’s why: On the day it was announced that Sen. Ted Kennedy had been diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor, nationally syndicated radio host Michael Savage opened his show by interspersing audio of Kennedy singing "Ay Jalisco No Te Rajes" with clips of news reporters discussing Kennedy’s diagnosis and audio from Kindergarten Cop in which Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character says, "It’s … Read More
Bill O’Reilly: “Fuck It! Fucking Thing Sucks!”
An outtake from when he hosted Inside Edition a while back: Nice lingo, Billo. UPDATE: CBS has ordered YouTube to take down the video, but it can still be viewed here.
Grant Swank Goes Off The Deep End
Over at Renew America, Grant Swank shows what he’s all about in what of his best screeds ever: Muslim Michelle Obama lies for hubby Right away, we’re off to a rousing start, Michelle Obama not being a Muslim and all. But let’s stick our toe in. In a Midwest rally, Michelle Obama says her husband works for America by climbing … Read More
Shorter Hindrocket
Shorter John Hinderaker: Sure, for years Bush as been polling in the low 30’s, but I prefer a more realistic and balanced approach to public opinion — such as this poll, which asks only questions about those few things that Bush did right, conducted by a Republican research firm.