On Keith Olbermann

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SanFran Gate: Keith Olbermann just needed to find his voice. He’d been a droll sportscaster, a serious news anchor and a bickering critic of Fox News host Bill O’Reilly. But none of those personas really clicked. Then he found one. A little over a year ago, as the White House fumbled and botched the Hurricane Katrina recovery, Olbermann finally blew … Read More

Conservative Talk Show Hosts And Water Carrying

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I’m glad that people like Andrew Sullivan are making the point I made a few days ago: So if I have this straight, Limbaugh knowingly supported people he actually believed were indefensible, who were not conservatives. He is saying loud and clear that he deliberately misled his listeners – because he couldn’t bring himself to back "the left," whatever that … Read More

Yeah, You Do That

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You know, I’m a little burnt out by post-election fallout and analysis, but I have to admit, this blurb at The Corner set my toes a-tappin’: It’s time for conservatives to seize the Republican Party back from the moderate/establishment Republicans.  It already appears Tuesday’s election results have been lost on the Bush White House.  This is our 1976 moment. That’s … Read More

Kaye Grogan On The Election

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Let’s dive in, shall we? By now the leftover champagne of victory is stale… But we can still heat up the hors d’ouerves of triumph — they’ll taste okay, I think. …and the winners are actually losers. Down is also up. Contrary to what a mass of liberal ideologues might be smoking in their pipes, while shouting their hurrahs — … Read More

Attention Dittoheads!

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Were you aware that Rush Limbaugh has been bullshitting you lately, by saying things he doesn’t necessarily believe?  Yup: Now I’m liberated from having to constantly come in here every day and try to buck up a bunch of people who don’t deserve it, to try to carry the water and make excuses for people who don’t deserve it. *** … Read More

Groganisms

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"Groganism" – n. (1) a strained metaphor or simile, or a series of mixed metaphors, inserted into a political opinion column; (2) misused words and phrases — named after columnist Kaye Grogan Today’s Groganisms: "If the pollsters associated with Zolby, the Associated Press, and other liberal media would conduct polls without allowing themselves to be systematically biased — they would … Read More

Nathan Tabor Is Insane

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Latest screed: I  find it interesting that, in today’s maniacal media world, conservatives are taken to task for every syllable they utter, but liberals are given a pass. A GOP gaffe will be replayed ad nauseam on news broadcasts, news magazine programs, and comedy shows. Then, it may get a second round of play on liberal talk radio and ripped-from-the-headlines … Read More

Coulter Comeupance?

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Ann Coulter, the anorexic gibbon-pawed shrill conservative pundit, made fun of the Florida voters in 2000 for their inablity to cast a simple ballot.  That was among her lesser sins, but it is particularly ironic, now that she is under investigation for committing voter fraud — also in Florida. Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation … Read More

Everybody Picks Up Limbaugh/Michael J. Fox Story

Ken AshfordElection 2006, Health Care, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

UPDATE:  For those late to the game, The Carpetbagger Report will catch you up. USA Today: WASHINGTON — Rush Limbaugh has accused actor Michael J. Fox of exaggerating the physical effects of his Parkinson’s disease in political ads urging viewers to vote for Democrats in next month’s election. The conservative radio host told listeners Monday that Fox’s lurching, palsied movements … Read More

The Political Right Is Mad That They Can’t Attack Handicapped People

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy3 Comments

Exhibit A. After a televised political debate in Wyoming, Rep. Barbara Cubin (R-Wyo) said the following to one of her opponents, Thomas Rankin (Libertarian candidate), who has has multiple sclerosis and uses an electric wheelchair: "If you weren’t sitting in that chair, I’d slap you across the face." Exhibit B Columnist Dean Barnett on Michael J. Fox, who appears in … Read More