Shrek Reviews

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Shrekmusical With Broadway slowing drying up under the bad economic times, many wondered if "Shrek: The Musical", recently transported from the west coast, would fare well.  It opened last night to "eeehh" reviews, but time will tell if the latest Disney (actually "Dreamworks") venture will be recession-proof.

I'm thinking "no".

New York Times:

“Shrek” does not avoid the watery fate that commonly befalls good cartoons that are dragged into the third dimension. What seems blithe and fluid on screen becomes lumbering when it takes on the weight of solid human flesh.

The pop-cultural jokes and “Fractured Fairy Tales”-like spoofery that are the currency of “Shrek” (and Mr. Lindsay-Abaire sticks close to the screenplay) passed in the wink of a mischievous eye on screen. Onstage they seem to linger and grow old. And morals about inner beauty and self-esteem that went down easily enough in the movie stick in the throat when amplified into power ballads with lyrics explaining that “What makes us special makes us strong.”

Then there’s the issue of performers having to dress up to resemble fantasy illustrations, a process that, to put it kindly, tends to cramp expressive acting.

***

Fiona is fun. No wonder Shrek falls in love with her. And when Mr. James responds to her, you realize that there’s a winning character (not to mention a very fine actor and singer) inside that fright suit. I know, I know, that’s what the show’s about: the beauty within. But it seems to me that if “Shrek” had more generally heeded its own advice about substance versus surface, it might have come closer to casting the spell that lets Broadway shows live happily ever after.

Newsday:

"Shrek the Musical" is sweet and busy, nice and big, and, every so often, extremely lovable. In yesterday's economy, this lavishly down-the-middle adaptation of a movie franchise would probably have been a sure thing for the big-ticket family market.

The fact that "Shrek" makes us think more about its market than its achievements, alas, says something about the shortage of real inspiration in the show itself.

***

Surprisingly, for too much of the show, the folk-tinged pop music by Jeanine Tesori ("Caroline or Change") is less individual than serviceable. Given the derivative nature of the pastiche – including some vaudeville and trios of overused soul-music divas – each character has more songs and the show has more aimless production numbers than the plot can support.

NY Post:

As it happens, it takes nearly all of Act 1 before "Shrek: The Musical" starts to sing. And when it does, it truly comes alive.

Until then, Jason Moore's staging seems like a blueprint for some "DreamWorks on Ice" version, with its by-the-numbers readings from the 2001 film and greenery that looks left over from "Tarzan."

Variety

Unlike other toon-to-tuner translations such as "The Lion King" or "The Little Mermaid," the show favors literal representation over stylized solutions, right down to the fat-suits and green prosthetic head-masks donned by Brian d'Arcy James as Shrek and Sutton Foster as his part-time ogre sweetheart, Princess Fiona. For the most part, the approach works, primarily because any theme-park cutesiness is offset by the mischievous humor in David Lindsay-Abaire's book and lyrics. The production's real achievement, however, is that the busy visuals and gargantuan set-pieces never overwhelm the personalities of the actors or their characters.

The ensemble is talented and the four leads, in particular, couldn't be better.

Washington Post:

Here Comes 'Shrek'.  Hold Your Nose.

You know what, though? It's also a pretty bare-bones fairy tale, stretched to 2 hours. Turns out you do need some super-sparkling work from the digital design guys to make you beguiling.

Associated Press:

If the show, which opened Sunday at the Broadway Theatre, sometimes settles for efficiency over inspiration, so be it. That's one of the pitfalls of closely identifying your product — and these days musicals aspire, above all, to brand-name profitability — with its original source material. You have to satisfy the fans of the film as well as theatergoers who may never have heard of the movie or the William Steig book on which it is based.

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Yet despite its celebration of snark (the production slyly tweaks other Broadway musicals), "Shrek" wants to honor heart as well. The show's ultimate message — it's what's inside that counts, not the outer wrapper — while not exactly new, is a fine one. And "Shrek" ends with a little sermonette of its own, sung by those outcast, eccentric fairy-tale creatures.

"Let your freak flag fly" goes one of the musical's more persistent lyrics. Maybe "Bein' Green" isn't so bad after all.

Backstage:

After a decade of somber snoozes, trinket factories, and Disney's family-friendly frauds, the mega-musical has been rescued by the most unlikely of heroes: an ogre in shining armor. Like the popular film that inspired it, Shrek: The Musical is an honest-to-god, across-the-board crowd pleaser.

So why does Shrek work when so many other super-sized tuners don't? Part of it is the look: The show actually looks worth the millions lavished upon it, with Tim Hatley's set and costume designs faithful to the film without being slavish imitations. Part of it is the humor: Shrek is legitimately funny. But Shrek's biggest asset is a well-credentialed coterie of cast and creatives that actually seem to believe in what they've created. They may play with the expensive toys their budget affords them, but they never forget that Shrek is fundamentally about abandoned children and learning to "let your freak flag fly."

Chicago Tribune:

A children's musical with a budget of about $25 million! One wonders how many more of those we'll be seeing. But frankly, recession might bring artistic relief.

It's not that "Shrek the Musical" is a disaster. Not at all. Given the givens, there's a lot to admire and enjoy. It just can't sufficiently relax into itself. Its source material lays too many traps. And the world has changed beneath it.

Turning the beloved animated movie into a musical might look like the latest in a long-cartoon-to-stage pipeline, but "Shrek" is a far tougher assignment than "The Little Mermaid." Disney titles are mostly straightforward romantic melodramas; "Shrek" was, arguably, the first of a whole new genre—kids' movie that simultaneously spoof kids' movies. "Shrek" lumbered out in a moment of huge economic and cultural confidence in the summer of 2001. You try re-creating that feeling on a stage right now.

This creative team has been grappling with this huge beast of a show for some seven months. No wonder it takes so long to find its stride. No wonder the actors look exhausted.

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The show's biggest misstep was the decision to spoof other Broadway musicals, a device that's weary and out of sync with this singular, imaginary world. And no solution was found for the fairy tale characters, who here come off as a shrill bunch.

But when it comes to the lead trio of warbling misfit wanderers, you find yourself rooting for this demonstrably well-meaning show, which avoids cynicism and opens its veins. To its credit, "Shrek the Musical" even seems embarrassed by its own size and budget and the associated impossible expectations of adding a new theatrical layer to a very tricky animated onion from an easier era.

I Give The Secret Service A C-

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But Bush himself, with his dodging abilities, an A:

I thought when we liberated Iraq from Saddam, they were supposed to throw flowers at our feet.  But I guess they misread the memo, and started throwing their feet at our Fuhrer.

Rejected Obama Logos

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I don't recall a presidential election logo as memorable as Obama's…

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But then again, I don't recall logos ever playing much of a part in presidential elections.

I guess it just shows something new that the Obama campaign brought to the political scene.

However, there were rejected logos, and here are some of them:

Obama-08-logo-2
Obama-08-logo-4
I'm not crazy about the bottom one; the top one I like.

There were three finalists — one, of course, we already know.  The other two:

Obama-08-logo-7
Obama-08-logo-12
With the bottom one, other cartoon blurbs could be insered, like "change" or whatever.  Glad they didn't pick that.

Anyway, the full story is here (with other logo designs)….

Sing It, Colin Powell

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On the future of the GOP:

Powell, who says he still considers himself a Republican, said his party should also stop listening to conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh.

"Can we continue to listen to Rush Limbaugh?" Powell asked. "Is this really the kind of party that we want to be when these kinds of spokespersons seem to appeal to our lesser instincts rather than our better instincts?"

Blago Arrest

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I guess everyone knows about the arrest this morning of Illinois governor Rod R. Blagojevich and his Chief of Staff, John Harris — on corruption charges.

What surprises me was how blatant his corruption was.  I mean, the governor of Illinois gets to choose who fills Obama's now-empty Senate seat, so he literally auctioned it off.

Or as the governor himself said (according to wiretaps): "I've got this thing and it's [expletive] golden, and, uh, uh, I'm just not giving it up for [expletive] nothing. I'm not gonna do it."

And noting that he was under political fire for suspected corruption, he thought maybe the Senate seat would serve as an escape hatch for himself: "And, and I can always use it. I can parachute me there."

Don't think that's gonna happen, now, governor.

Transcripts And Audio Of 911 Calls

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Actually, they are "999" calls, because "999" is what they have in Britain for "911".

Courtesy of The Guardian.  Dramatic stuff.  All with the consent of the 999 callers.

Here's a short segment from with 999 operator talking a young woman through childbirth (the whole thing is about 10 minutes long):

Sarahbabe The Birth

Op Right, OK. Where are you now at the moment and how long is the person who’s coming with you going to be?

SL [Voice strained] Um, I’m not sure.

Op You’re not sure. Is the door open for them to come in?

SL No. Oh God …

Op The door’s not open. How far are you away from the door? Can you get to the door and back to the phone? Or take the phone with you?

SL I ca … at the moment … there’s something coming out.

Op Right, OK, get on the floor, OK?

SL Yes [cries out]. It’s the head. It’s out.

Op It’s the head, is it? OK, the head’s out.

SL Oh. Oh, it’s head. Oh. Head’s out.

After the delivery, the operator and the talk about possible baby names.  It's kind of sweet…. unlike the 999 call with the guy who just took his arm off with a chainsaw.

The Inciteful Mind Of Limbaugh

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy1 Comment

Rush Limbaugh, on why the U.S. auto industry is in trouble:

But you, you just illustrated the greatest single downfall of the domestic automobile industry, and nobody is talking about it…

Back in the days when I bought my first car and then my second car and my third car, and they were all General — they were Pontiacs, and a Buick. They all broke down in three years, had to get a new one. Then all of a sudden they got quality minded, started making cars that get 250,000 miles, you didn't need to trade it in after three years, and so they didn't have to be as innovative because people were keeping cars longer. If they would have kept making cars that fell apart after three years, none of this would have happened.

Thanks for the input, Rush.  Hope Detriot takes your advice and start making crappy cars again.

The Perils of AutoComplete

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Lizzy-frisinger Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger, age 18, pictured on the right, lost her virginity during a school trip. 

She texted her friend, Darcy, about it, saying how "Gr8" it was. 

Well, she meant to txt Darcy.  In truth, she txted "Dad" by mistake (since "Darcy" and "Dad" are beside each other in the her "contacts")

Dad was not amused.

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True story.  Maybe.

UPDATE….

Speaking of school trips:

The Oakland County medical examiner's office in Michigan is canceling public school tours after a high school group from Waterford watched the autopsy of a 14-year-old girl from the same district, the Detroit News reports today

The newspaper says the office took the decision after the parents of the Waterford teenager became very upset after hearing about the tour from a student who had attended. None of the students knew the girl, who had committed suicide, but one did know the girl's brother, according to a parent whose child was not on the tour, the newspaper reports.

Mike Zehnder, the county's director of public services, tells the News that the tours were very popular, especially with science teachers, but acknowledges it was "a poor decision" to let the tour go on given the circumstances.

A "poor decision"?  You think?