Who would have thunk it?
By Any Other Name
Leaders of the religious right no longer want anybody to refer to them and their followers collectively as "the religious right". According to John Green, senior fellow at the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life:
"People associated it with a hard-edge politics and intolerance. Very few people to whom that term now would apply would use that term."
Gary Schneeberger, vice president of media and public relations for Focus on the Family, added:
"Terms like 'Religious Right' have been traditionally used in a pejorative way to suggest extremism."
There is nothing about the term "religious right" that is perjorative. It only became perjorative when the people associated with it engaged in hard-edge politics and intolerance. It's not a branding problem.
Anyway, they now want to be called "social conservative evangelicals".
Which likely means that in 10-15 years, that term is going to be associated with intolerance and extremism.
Stimubill Passes House 246-183
Once again, no Republicans voted in favor of it, which begs the question of why Obama feels the need to cowtow to them. [UPDATE: According to a Politico report, Obama may be getting wise and giving up on bipartisanship from now on].
I also wonder how many of those Republicans voted for the almost-as-huge bank bailout (aka "TARP"). Seems like a risky strategy for those Republicans running for re-election. I mean, you vote to save Wall Street, but vote against saving Main Street? That's not going to go down well….
A Valentine Day’s Tip
A long time ago when my wife was my girlfriend and we were LIVING IN SIN, a tradition was born. I'd like to now share it with you all.
I came home from work one day and found her in front of the computer. I said "Hello," and she barely grunted back. I don't even think she looked up.
Half-jokingly I responded, "Okay, we're gonna try this again." I walked out the front door and came back in a few moments later…
"STEVIE'S HOME, STEVIE'S HOME!!! YAY!!!" was the new over-the-top cheer I was greeted with. It was accompanied by a hug and kisses. And I loved it.
What began as a joke quickly became an ongoing practice that continues to this day in our house: The person who is home first must make a small fuss when the other person gets there.
Does it sound silly? Yes. Do I promise that it will set the tone for a nicer evening just about every time you do it? Yes.
The world is full of douchebags, guys. Take 3 seconds out of your precious day to make a fuss over each other. Do it like you mean it. Do it as a goof. Just do it a lot.
I'm promise you'll be glad you did.
And for those of you without a significant other/spouse at home, get a dog. Pretty much the same thing.
Stimulus Breakdown
Good chart here, broken down by category.
Nice to see the $50 million for the NEA is still in there. I mean, it's paltry (when compared with, say, $198 million for Fillipino World War II veterans compensation — which isn't really job-stimulating), but it's better than nothing.
It doesn't include tax relief, but it appears that the chart will be updated.
Can We Drop The Charade Now?
Joe Klein on post-partisanship:
Obama should now understand that the Republicans are not reliable partners–at least, not for the moment. Most are stuck in the contentious past, rutted in Reaganism, intent on taking a Hooverist course on the economy (although there remains cause for optimism on foreign policy). The President's default position, after the stimulus fight and the Gregg fiasco, should be to appoint Democrats to significant domestic policy positions–the notion of making a public show of bipartisanship, by reaching across the aisle to someone like Senator Gregg, gives the opposition too much credibility and leverage. Which doesn't mean that Obama shouldn't remain as conciliatory, and open to constructive Republican ideas, as he has been. There are potential long-term benefits from such openness (and short-term benefit as well, since the public clearly believes that Obama has been more reasonable than the Republicans).
Family Values Quote Of The Day
“I thought it would be good to have a baby….. I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.”
– Alfred Patten, who just became a father at the age of 13
Check out the pictures at the link above. The kid has that my-life-is-over-and-I-haven't-finished-puberty look.
Sobering
Some of the nation’s large banks, according to economists and other finance experts, are like dead men walking.
A sober assessment of the growing mountain of losses from bad bets, measured in today’s marketplace, would overwhelm the value of the banks’ assets, they say. The banks, in their view, are insolvent.
None of the experts’ research focuses on individual banks, and there are certainly exceptions among the 50 largest banks in the country. Nor do consumers and businesses need to fret about their deposits, which are federally insured. And even banks that might technically be insolvent can continue operating for a long time, and could recover their financial health when the economy improves.
But without a cure for the problem of bad assets, the credit crisis that is dragging down the economy will linger, as banks cannot resume the ample lending needed to restart the wheels of commerce. The answer, say the economists and experts, is a larger, more direct government role than in the Treasury Department’s plan outlined this week.
Basically, this means the government is going to have to effectively by up many of these large banks. And maybe it's time that we admit reality and restructure the entire banking system, and have the government (at least for a while) take over the banks.
Yes, shareholders will lose their investments. But you know what? Big deal. Investments are, by their very nature, a gamble. If I buy stock in Coca-Cola, and it goes under — oh, well. I made a bad investment. The same for shareholders of financial institutions. The far more important thing is that depositors's money remains intact. We can get these bad assets of the books, close banks that aren't working, and start again.
UPDATE: The Roubini plan is along the lines I'm talking about….
Nationalization is the only option that would permit us to solve the problem of toxic assets in an orderly fashion and allow lending finally to resume. Of course, the economy would still stink, but the death spiral we are in would stop.
Nationalization — call it "receivership" if that sounds more palatable — won't be easy, but here is a set of principles for the government to go by:
First — and this is by far the toughest step — determine which banks are insolvent. Geithner's stress test would be helpful here. The government should start with the big banks that have outside debt, and it must determine which are solvent and which aren't in one fell swoop to avoid panic. Otherwise, bringing down one big bank will start an immediate run on the equity and long-term debt of the others. It will be a rough ride, but the regulators must stay strong.
Second, immediately nationalize insolvent institutions. The equity-holders will be wiped out, and long-term debt-holders will have claims only after the depositors and other short-term creditors are paid off.
Third, once an institution is taken over, separate its assets into good and bad ones. The bad assets would be valued at current (albeit depressed) values. Again, as in Geithner's plan, private capital could purchase a fraction of those bad assets. As for the good assets, they would go private again, either through an IPO or a sale to a strategic buyer.
The proceeds from both these bad and good assets would first go to depositors and then to debt-holders, with some possible sharing with the government to cover administrative costs. If the depositors are paid off in full, then the government actually breaks even.
Fourth, merge all the remaining bad assets into one enterprise. The assets could be held to maturity or eventually sold off with the gains and risks accruing to the taxpayers.
The eventual outcome would be a healthy financial system with many new banks capitalized by good assets. Insolvent, too-big-to-fail banks would be broken up into smaller pieces less likely to threaten the whole financial system. Regulatory reforms also would be instituted to reduce the chances of costly future crises.
The Underpants Gnome Theory Of Economic Recovery
I hear/read this sort of thing a lot:
Unfortunately, too many people (mostly liberals) are of the opinion that only government can stimulate the economy. Mule fritters! The best thing government can do is to enable and empower, through getting people to go out and spend. Reduce business taxes to get companies to hire. Get out of the way so small businesses can be started. Etc.
This is stupid on hyperdrive. You know why businesses aren't hiring? It has nothing to do with business taxes. It's because the economy sucks.
Ask yourself this: why would a small business hire more employees at a time where there is record low demand for its product or service? Answer: It wouldn't, and a business tax cut isn't going to change that.
And just how is government in the way of small businesses being started? It's really not. In fact, it is probably a great time to start a small business now (I'm sure real estate rents are very very low) — except that only a fool is going to start a small business in a bad economy.
Yes, it's the classic conservative answer to everything: less government and lower taxes. They just assume that will cure all of our woes. It's their answer to everything.
Underpants Gnome thinking at its best:
(1) Less government and lower taxes
(2) ????
(3) Peace and prosperity, rainbows and unicorns for all
Silly.
Gregg Suddenly Realizes Obama Is A Democrat, Withdraws Nomination
Judd Gregg, February 3rd:
"This is not a time when we should stand in our ideological corners and shout at each other. This is a time to govern and govern well. It was my obligation to say yes."
Judd Gregg, today:
"(I)t has become apparent during this process that this will not work for me as I have found that on issues such as the stimulus package and the census there are irresolvable conflicts for me. Prior to accepting this post, we had discussed these and other potential differences, but unfortunately we did not adequately focus on these concerns. We are functioning from a different set of views on many critical items of policy."
Look, it wasn't the stimulus package, which Gregg was on record as supporting. It wasn't the census being taken away from Commerce, because that was known to Gregg at the time of his nomination.
I have to say even I am a little taken aback by the force of the Republican assault. Even in a downturn as swift and alarming as this one, even after an election that clearly favored one approach over another, even after the most conciliatory efforts by an incoming president in memory, these people have gone to war against the president. The president should stay cool. The rest of us should realize what motivates the GOP: the opportunism of selective ideology.
UPDATE: Or maybe it has to do with this?
The Partisans Cometh
A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
ACT I
(Scene: A House)
Obama: Hey guys, we could really use your input on this stimulus bill.
Republicans: Go jump in a lake, Messiah!
Pelosi: This isn’t about party, it’s about people.
Republicans: Did you guys hear something? A cackling noise?
ACT II
(Scene: A Senate)
Reid: We’ve got 3 votes! Can I get four? Bueller? Bueller?
Republicans: Weeeee can't heeeeear you! We're on teeeveeeee…..
Snowe: It’s no use, guys. Why don’t we go ahead and get this done tonight.
Republicans: Tough talk, but you’ll come crawling back to us tomorrow.
ACT III
(Scene: A Fainting Couch)
Republicans: Why weren’t we consulted? This is an outrage!! Wait ‘until Rush hears about this!!
Tempting Fate
Given the fact that Obama is our first black president, and that this country has its fair share of gun-toting wingnuts who hate him, it's one thing to pay a visit to Ford's Theater (site of the Lincoln assassination).
But does he have to go and mention "MacBeth" while in the theater?
I’m Just A Caveman (Your World Frightens And Confuses Me)
From Devolve Me
This post comes to on the 200th anniversary of Darwin's birthday.
So does this depressing news:
A brand-new Gallup poll tied to Darwin's birthday finds that just 39% of Americans believe in evolution.
Lord, help me.
And not surprisingly…
…education plays a big role here: 74% of those with post-graduate degrees believe in evolution. That's compared with only 21% of high school grads (or those will less education) who believe in the theory.
Ditto religion: 55% who don't attend church believe in evolution, versus 24% of weekly churchgoers who believe in it.
Willful ignorance.
Thoughts I Had Or Heard While Serving In Iraq
By Steven A. Devine:
Wow, it's really hot here.
Wow, those guys look really mad.
Wow, I don't want to know where he was hiding that rocket.
Now, that looks really painful.
That is really painful.
Wait, define "infection."
Merry Christmas.
Wow, it's really cold.
Wow, that guy looks really angry.
That spider was really fast.
Wait, define "amputate."
When I get home, I'm going to kill my recruiter.
Do they really call this food?
Adventure, women, booze, parties, and I end up here; I really am going to kill my recruiter.
What about that goat? No wonder he looks mad.
Finally, we're leaving.
Wait, define "held over."
Define "six more months."
I'm going to kill that recruiter.








