A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
(Scene: A House)
Obama: Hey guys, we could really use your input on this stimulus bill.
Republicans: Go jump in a lake, Messiah!
Pelosi: This isn’t about party, it’s about people.
Republicans: Did you guys hear something? A cackling noise?
(Scene: A Senate)
Reid: We’ve got 3 votes! Can I get four? Bueller? Bueller?
Republicans: Weeeee can't heeeeear you! We're on teeeveeeee…..
Snowe: It’s no use, guys. Why don’t we go ahead and get this done tonight.
Republicans: Tough talk, but you’ll come crawling back to us tomorrow.
(Scene: A Fainting Couch)
Republicans: Why weren’t we consulted? This is an outrage!! Wait ‘until Rush hears about this!!