A PLAY IN THREE ACTS

ACT I

(Scene: A House)

Obama: Hey guys, we could really use your input on this stimulus bill.

Republicans: Go jump in a lake, Messiah!

Pelosi: This isn’t about party, it’s about people.

Republicans: Did you guys hear something? A cackling noise?

ACT II

(Scene: A Senate)

Reid: We’ve got 3 votes! Can I get four? Bueller? Bueller?

Republicans:  Weeeee can't heeeeear you!  We're on teeeveeeee…..

Snowe: It’s no use, guys. Why don’t we go ahead and get this done tonight.

Republicans: Tough talk, but you’ll come crawling back to us tomorrow.

ACT III

(Scene: A Fainting Couch)

Republicans: Why weren’t we consulted? This is an outrage!! Wait ‘until Rush hears about this!!