Sarah Palin Jokes

Ken AshfordElection 20121 Comment

The right blogosphere is all up in arms because David Letterman, a comedian, made a joke at Sarah Palin's expense.  Seriously, they're freaking out.

It was when David did his Top Ten Highlights of Sarah Palin’s Trip to New York… and here they are.  For your edification, I've provided an explanation of the underlying implication that each "Top Ten" joke embodies.

10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah can see far far away — like to Russia — from her vantage point in Alaska]

9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N. [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah is xenophobic]

8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah shoots moose and eats it]

7. Keyed Tina Fey’s car [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah can't take it when she get made fun of]

6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: [Sarah does drugs]

5. Made coat out of New York City rat pelts [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah hates animals]

4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn’t tell the difference. [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah is a good-looking personality]

3. Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson’s always talking about [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: Sarah lives in a state which isn't very diverse]

2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale’s to update her “slutty flight attendant” look [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION:  She looks and acts kinda slutty]

1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman [UNDERLYING IMPLICATION: She's no fan of Letterman]

Now, of all these, guess which one Sarah's supporters are all up in arms about?

Number two.  Yes.  How DARE Letterman imply that she's slutty looking.

Now, personally, I don't find any of these jokes particularly funny, but I don't find them out of the realm of decency, especially for a late-night comedian.  Being the butt of jokes comes with being a politician.  And many of the same people who are on the fainting couch about Sarah's "sluttiness" have had, in the past, making no problem of Obama's ears or Hillary Clinton's looks.

So I would suggest to these people that they read #7 on David's list.  I.e., it's a joke!

Is Sarah Palin really slutty?  Of course not.  But with her pre-marriage pregnancies, her open blouses and, well, you know….

Sarahpalinwinkwink 

…she's not exactly Lady Diana either.

UPDATE:  Leslie in the comments writes:

Calling a black man a nigger is not a joke. Nor should calling a woman a "slut" be. Both suffered through paternalism. Neither should suffer mainstream media's continued marginalization.

Leslie's point would have more force if Letterman actually called Sarah Palin a "slut".  He didn't.  Never used the word.  He used the word "slutty", which means "as if she was a slut" (implicitly suggesting she is not one, in reality).  Furthermore, it was a joke/observation about her fashion sense, not suggesting anything about her promiscuity.

There's a difference between a "joke" which calls Obama a fag, and a "joke" about Obama wearing "faggy" clothes.

Perdue Adminsitration Blows It

Ken AshfordLocal InterestLeave a Comment

When a movie is shot in North Carolina, it brings in a lot of money, which we need.

The new Miley Cyrus movie (she's a big thing, I'm told) was set to shoot in Wilmington, and it would have brought in an estimated $17.5 million in movie-related revenue, and provided 500 jobs.  In fact…

Wilmington was the preferred location for the shoot, and state leaders, after almost three months of negotiations, came within five minutes of making it official.

But the deal fell apart over a $125,000 disagreement with the state's tax collectors.  Full story here.

 

Punditry Of The Day

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy, Supreme CourtLeave a Comment

The Corner's Victor Davis Hanson:

A disinterested observer would conclude that Justice Sotomayor is race-obsessed. In her now much quoted 2001 UC Berkeley speech she invoked “Latina/Latino” no less than 38 times, in addition to a variety of other racial-identifying synonyms. When one reads the speech over, the obsession with race become almost overwhelming, and I think the public has legitimate worries (more than the Obama threshold of 5% of cases) over whether a judge so cognizant of race could be race-blind in her decision making.

Race-obsessed?  Yes, well.  Perhaps her invoking "Latina" was justified, seeing as how she was speaking at a UC Berkeley School of Law symposium entitled "Raising the Bar: Latino and Latina Presence in the Judiciary and the Struggle for Representation".

Shockers!  One wonder what Justice Alito spoke about here.

Seriously, Hanson's observations are kind of like pointing out that Obama must be a Muslim because he made all kinds of Muslim references in a speech to the Muslim world.  But nobody is stupid enough to make that argument…. oh, wait.

Publius Outing Ends In Apology

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Somewhat unexpected but the right thing to do, Whelan apologizes for exposing the identity of Publius.

Publius moves on.

The debate, however, doesn't.  While most in the blogosphere, including many of Whelan's colleagues, understand why a person might have personal or career-related reasons for blogging under a pseudonym, there are still a few who don't:

My view is that "publius." having elected to debate Ed, has no complaint. For in a debate between a blogger who identifies himself and one who doesn't, the anonymous blogger has an unfair advantage — he is not constrained by the full range of consequences normally associated with being exposed as dishonest, sloppy, or unintelligent.

This is a bullshit argument.  First of all, Publius wasn't "anonymous"; he was pseudonymous — and that's an important difference.  As Publius, he has a web presence.  This means that his arguments could be exposed as dishonest, sloppy or unintelligent (if they indeed were), since his arguments are for all to see.

But some conservatives can't seem to separate the argument from the person.  For them, they rail against pseudonymous bloggers because their existence removes one of their favorite debating tools: the ad hominem attack.  The main benefit of pseudonymity is that it forces the reader (or dissenting party) to engage with the IDEA being presented, rather than the personalities involved.

Ironically, the original pseudonym "Publius" was used by Madison, Jay, and Hamilton when writing The Federalist Papers.  They used that name precisely because they wanted to sway people on the strength of their arguments, and not get bogged down in personality cults.  But some in the conservative blogosphere simply cannot poke holes in arguments as arguments; when backed against the wall, they need to attack the arguer, and pseudonymity stands in their way.  Until he came to his senses and apologized, Ed Whelan was such a man.

John Hindrocket adds:

In my opinion, the idea that a goofball like Blevins [Publius] has some sort of "right" to smear Whelan anonymously, without taking responsibility for his assaults, is ridiculous. Be a man, for God's sake. Or, for that matter, a woman…

Anyone who has followed this dust-up knows that Publius' attacks were comparatively mild, as Internet-speak goes.  (Frankly, "goofball" is harsher than anything Publius wrote about Whelan).

And really, isn't "being a man" (or for that matter, a woman) being able to take tiny "epithets" in the course of debating discourse?

Moreover, it doesn't really reflect the facts of this matter.  What happened was that Whelan wrote an admittedly sloppy post, was smacked down (gently) by Eugene Volokh, and Publius merely commented on it, echoing another blogger’s comment that Whelan was a judicial "hitman".  Somehow this means that Publius, by noting other blogger's comments, engaged in an "assault".  [Read the full background here]

There is, to my mind, only one reason where the "outting" of a pseudonymous blogger would be relevant, and that is where he takes a position that is contradictory or hypocritical.  For example, if a pseudonymous blogger takes a position against, say, gay marriage, and it turns out that the pseudonymous blogger is himself gay married, then revelation of that aspect of the blogger's identity may have some bearing on the debate.  But such outtings are lilkely to be few and far between.

This is an entirely different issue than "anonymous blogging" (or, even worse, blogging under someone else's name or under several different names).  But of course, nobody blogs anonymously — they do, however, comment anonymously.  Comment threads, however, typically are where Internet etiquette virtually disappears, and that is generally understood.  Anyone who can't handle that heat should simply avoid commenting or reading comments.  As Publius himself said:

“It’s one thing for an anonymous commenter to come in and just be a flame thrower, but what I do is I write pseudonymously, and I have a reputation of my own. It’s an online reputation. It’s a reputation that I care about, that I’ve invested a lot in, and I don’t want to be embarrassed in the blogosphere. I try to think through my arguments. To say there’s no real world effect, I don’t agree with that, because if I write something stupid, I’m going to get called out for that. In fact, I have written stupid things and I got called out and it affected my reputation. So I do have some reputational incentives to be honest, to be respectful in all these things.”

In any event, I think The Moderate Voice sums it Pseudonym-gate nicely:

His apology shows that “the marketplace” displayed a clear sentiment — and that a consensus did emerge. Whelan took in and considered that consensus and reconsidered.

The result? This unfortunate incident has now established a “norm.” In the future, someone will have to have a pretty good, darn reason to reveal the identity of someone who writes under a pen name and who asks that his or her identity be kept anonymous.

Rush’s Unique Colorblindness

Ken AshfordRace, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

Rush, on Hannity, June 5, 2009, on what makes the GOP so great:

We don't look at a group of people and pick out the number of blacks in it and the number of whites and the number of women.

Colorblind Rush, today, on his show:

Colorblind Rush, also today:

"It is offensive to the sensibilities of millions of people to hear a member of the state-run media refer to a half-black, half-white human being with no experience running anything of substance referred to as a god. He may be president of the United States, but he's not a god."

For someone who claims the GOP is great because it doesn't notice race, Rush sure seems to notice race a lot.

The Caperton Case

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The opinion (PDF) handed down by the U.S. Supreme Court today in the case of Caperton v. A.T. Massey Coal Co. et al sounds like a no-brainer, yet the court split 5-4 on ideological lines (Roberts, Thomas, Alito and Scalia dissented).

The question was simple: Is it unconstitutional for a state supreme court justice to sit on a case which involves the financial interests of a major donor to the judge’s election campaign?

Well, let's ask that in layman's terms.  Suppose you were in a court case with someone (either as plaintiff or defendent), and the person you are opposing was a HUGE campaign contributor to the judge hearing your case.  Should the judge disqualify himself?

The majority said disqualification was required taking into account “all of the circumstances of this case.”

Seems straightforward to me.  Our legal system doesn't work if judges have — or even appear to have — partiality and bias.  They really shouldn't sit on the bench for cases where one of the parties was a major contributor to their judicial campaign.

Of course, I don't think judges should have to campaign for the position anyway.

UPDATE:  More background on the case….

The West Virginia case involved more than $3 million spent by the chief executive of Massey Energy Co. to help elect state Supreme Court Justice Brent Benjamin. At the same time, Massey was appealing a verdict, which now totals $82.7 million with interest, in a dispute with a local coal company. Benjamin refused to step aside from the case, despite repeated requests, and was part of a 3-2 decision to overturn the verdict.

Yikes.  Oddly enough, both Scalia and Roberts said that the ruling would end up undermining confidence in the judicial system, not enhancing it as the majority contended.

iPhone 3.0

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I'm half-following a live blog of the new iPhone 3.0 announcement.

A lot of cool features — the ability to find your "lost" iPhone by texting to it and getting a sound (even if sound is turned off, better GPS (turn-by-turn instructions), a Kindle-like reader, better integations with iTunes, cut/paste/undo (finally) and so on.

The 3.0 operating system upgrade will be free to current iPhone users.  $9.99 for iTouch.  Available June 17.

Of course, those are just apps/software.  The big question remains to be answered.  Wither AT&T?

Ah, here we go:

12:01 pm The iPhone 3GS will be available on June 19th.
12:01 pm The iPhone 3G 8GB will be available for $99 today.
12:00 pm Apple wants the iPhone to be more affordable. The existing 8GB iPhone 3G will remain — for $99.
12:00 pm Those are AT&T prices for new and qualifying customers; may vary elsewhere. Comes in black and white, as before.
11:59 am $199 for 16GB, $299 for 32GB.
11:59 am Ships with iPhone OS 3.0 for $199.
11:58 am Most eco-friendly iPhone yet — arsenic-free glass, BRF-free, mercury-free LCD, etc.
11:58 am

Improved battery life. Now up to 9 hours of internet surfing, 10 hours of video, 30 hours of audio, 12 hours of 2g talk-time, 5 hours of 3g talk-time.

“It’s Not The Tool; It’s What You Do With It”

Ken AshfordRepublicans, Science & TechnologyLeave a Comment

For some reason, Republicans still think that they can crawl their way back up to the political mountaintop… by (among other things) using Twitter.  Slate covers the annual conference of the College Republican National Committee (where future Republicans are born — see Karl Rove and Lee Atwater):

According to those headlining the conference, who ranged from the baby-faced Rep. Aaron Schock, 28, to the rapidly fossilizing Phyllis Schlafly, 75, the party needs to diversify. Get back to principles. And, oh, use Twitter.

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The group is also working on its technological chops, which outgoing president Charlie Smith told me should be the CNRC's No.1 priority going forward. David All, of the eponymous conservative media consulting group, tried to persuade a less-than-capacity crowd that Twitter was the future. "That's the thing that we need to embrace and evangelize every single day," he said. "We have a massive opportunity to grow the pie of conservatism because of the quickness of Twitter and because everyone is jumping on board."

When he asked who was on Twitter, about half those assembled raised their hands. Only a couple—including Charlie Smith—used the #crnc tag. One member piped up skeptically: "What is Twitter? I don't get it, I use it kind of begrudgingly."

Steven Benen is right about this:

It's all very silly. For one thing, party leaders continue to confuse the technology with the substance behind it. College Republicans can have a Twitter account with plenty of followers, but if the group doesn't have a compelling message to share, it won't make any difference. It's not the tool, it's what you do with it.

For another, party leaders who already embrace Twitter seem to be extraordinarily bad at it. Just ask Chuck Grassley, Newt Gingrich, Mark Shurtleff, Pete Hoekstra, Jeff Frederick, and Jim Tedisco.

UPDATE:  As for the GOP diversity, they still can't decide whether to let Palin into the tent.