Watch him lament. And be racist (it's the non-white majority that wants handouts and stuff for free).
Quote Of The Day
So yesterday, the Drudge Report, the Daily Caller and Sean Hannity tease everyone, saying that they have a "bombshell video" of Obama in 2007 making racially-charged comments. And then they revealed the video last night. It was a speech Obama delivered in 2007, as a presidential candidate, not at some secret fundraiser, but in front of a large audience at … Read More
Today’s Faux Outrage: Obama Is Desecratin the ‘Merican Flag
Over at the Obama store, you can buy (for $35) this print: which, along with this logo: has the Dead Breitbarts, Aaron Worthing, and Fox News all in a tizzy, some even going so far as to claim that re-designing the American flag violates the United States Flag Code (it doesn't). Uh, fellas? Obama Logo Fox News Logo And also: … Read More
“Chaos On Bullshit Mountain”
Boy, did John Stewart have fun last night as he dissected Fox News trying to spin Romney's "47%" screw-up. In three parts, ending with Craig T. Nelson's unforgettable line. The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook
Head-Scratchingly Stupid
I know, I know. One should never pay attention to what Rush Limbaugh says. But just when you think he cannot get any more desparate and stupid in trying to explain Obama's popularity, he one-ups himself. You see, the reason why Obama is viewed by the American public as being competent in foreign affair is…. because al Qaida is helping! … Read More
God God God God God God
I think what Obama needs to do is to wake up every morning, go to the Oval Office, tap in to all the TV network feeds, sit and look sternly at the television camera, and chant "God God God God God God God God. Have a nice day." Because, for some unknown (comical) reason, the wingnuts bounce off the wall … Read More
Too Much KoolAid
There are, unfortunately, waaaay too many people who get all their information from Fox News. And to the extent that the other media outlets and, let's face it, reality, conflict with Fox News, these rabid fans of disinformation just cover their ears and go "neener, neener, neener". Usually. One guy in Florida decided that the best way to deal with … Read More
I Think A Nerve Was Struck
Breitbart's John Nolte pitches falling-on-floor-kicking-screaming temper tantrum about Liberal Media mockery of Clint: All I can say in response is: Go to hell you Obama-shilling crybabies. Eastwood showed more grit and honestly in those few minutes than you water carriers have during your entire propaganda-for-the-collective careers. What Eastwood did tonight was funnier, fresher, edgier, and braver than anything those comedy cowards Chris … Read More
Exposing Aaron Worthing’s Race Problem
Aaron Worthing has a race problem. He's got many other problems too, but he chose to write about race, so that's what the focus will be here. And please know understand what I am saying. It's not that Aaron Worthing has a problem with other people's racism; he himself has an actual problem with race, which he projects upon others. In his bubbilisicious … Read More
Fox News Outs Member of Seal Team Six
So one of the guys of the elite Seal Team force that killed bin Ladn decided to write a book. And he did it under a pseudonym, Mark Owen, to protect his identity and his family. Good. Except stupid Fox News decided to out him. You can see it here, in this article. Can you imagine if MSNBC had done … Read More
And I Am Ryan Gosling
Boy are they delusional at Fox, and going full steam with their Paul Ryan worship. Check out this tweet: Um……… NO! They don't look ANYTHING alike! Sure, they both have hair and two eyes and a nose and mouth, but…. Geez, Fox. Get a grip. Take a cold shower.
Fox Sports Needs A Geography Lesson
Fox Sports is, of course, a division of Fox News. And Baghdad is, of course, in Iraq, not Iran. Pun fail.
Ugly Wingnut Quote Of The Day
I hope the girls whose boyfriends died to save them were worthy of the sacrifice. — James Taranto (@jamestaranto) July 25, 2012 Taranto is a writer and editor at the Wall Street Journal. UPDATE — Wonkette snarks: The fact that Taranto devotes about 40 acres of WSJ column space per year to the perils of feminism and sexual harrassment law, (and like the greatest minds … Read More
From The Mouth Of Babes
Fox News is stupider than two kids. Still annoyed at Obama's comments about how even successful businesses need outside help, the morning Fox show Fox and Friends turned to the ultimate source to prove its point: two little girls who run a lemonade stand. But despite obvious leading questions from host Brian Kilmeade, the girls actually confirmed what Obama said: On Tuesday, "Fox and … Read More
Blame Game
The rightwing went ballistic this morning because Brian Ross on ABC News cited unconfirmed reports (he pointed out that they were "unconfirmed") that James Holmes, the Aurora Colorado "Dark Knight" gunman, was a member of the Tea Party. It turns out those reports were wrong, and ABC retracted the unconfirmed report. But it was too late. "They're blaming us!" screamed the right … Read More