Two weeks ago, I had a birthday. I barely noticed it. I don’t think I’ve even gotten around to opening my presents yet. My blogging these past two weeks has been light and/or lazy — largely relegated to "cut and pastes". The reason for that is simply this: I’m directing a show. And we open tomorrow. Stained Glass Playhouse is … Read More
Seven Steps To Declutter Your Home
Don’t read this post. This is for my future reference, as I am about to engage on a home improvement spree.
Duh-nuh-nuh-nah-nanaah-nuh! They Say It’s Her Birthday!
Emily Mark Version 26.0 ™ [Now Fatsnack-free!] rolls out today. Click here and let her know how you feel! (Don’t get pissed, Emily. I could have chosen other photos!)
Debbie Pictures
I’ll probably do a full online "album" in a few days, but here’s some pictures from the show (stolen from Heather’s media page): "Jock Rock" (Girls [L-R]: Teresa, Rebecca, Heather, Cheryl, Emily; Guys [L-R]: Ken, David, Derrick) ************************************************************ Mr. Greenfelt propositions Debbie: "I’ll give you ten dollars to look at your breasts" ************************************************************ He not only looks at them; he … Read More
Okay, Bye!*
*Post title ripped off from Emily I’m done doing Debbie, and having a cigarette. If any theater experience can be described as "too much of a good thing", that pretty much sums up my present feelings about "Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical". I’m spent. What a great experience. It was an incredible. A dream cast — both onstage and off … Read More
More “Debbie Does Dallas” Reviews
These are comments left on Heather’s (aka Debbie’s) myspace blog, courtesy of Heather herself: "Awesome job. I loved it." "Hey! Great job last night in the show! I wanted to say hey afterwards, but we had to leave. It looks like yall had an awesome time! " "Woo Hoo Heather! You were highly entertaining in DDD! I always enjoy watching … Read More
The Reviews Are In: “Debbie” Is A Hoot!
From the Winston-Salem Journal (the picture at the right does not accompany the article): Theatre Alliance has set itself apart. It has become the area leader in presenting shows with adult themes, be they serious or fun. The latest example in the fun category comes courtesy of Susan Schwartz’s Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical, which opened last night in Dunn … Read More
Opening Night — “Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical”
Well, the day has finally arrived. There were times when I thought it would never come together, but it seems to be okay. I’m still a little concerned about costume changes, as well as the weak left calf. I twisted my left ankle last night during the cowboy dance, because my ankle is carrying the full load. Fortunately, there seems … Read More
Debbie Does The Local Health Care System
It all started innocently enough. A dance rehearsal for "Debbie Does Dallas" (Winston-Salem Journal preview article here). A cramp in the calf. Damn. I should’ve stretched before starting. I’m not in my twenties anymore. (I keep on forgetting that.) "It could be a blood clot," says Gray, looking at the swelling and bruising on my calf. "You should get it … Read More
“Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Promo and Quote Of The Day
The "Debbie Does Dallas" article in Go Triad is here. It’s entitled "’Debbie Does Dallas’ Keeps Its Clothes On". Well, that’s not entirely true. We may sneak in a little nudity. But you’ll have to see the show to find out for sure. The article is good. And again, we’re treated to another enticing picture of Heather ("Debbie") with her … Read More
Liveblogging The WFDD “Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Interview
Background here. 9:50 am: Jamie (Director) talks about the "curiousity factor" of the show. Compares DDD with "American Pie" and "Something About Mary". Avoids the word "particularly", which he has a hard time saying. Um, Arthur Miller? 9:52 am: Heather ("Debbie") mentions her dry, deadpan sense of humor. Yup. 9:53 am: Yeah, Jamie. Of course you didn’t have reservations about … Read More
“Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Rehearsal Quotes Of The Day
From last night: "And how exactly will talking about cock rings help you get this choreography down for opening night?" — Slightly frustrated director to slightly unfocussed actor "EEWWWWWWW! I felt your breasts touch my breasts!!!" — Two female actors following all-girl sex orgy
“Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Rehearsal Quotes Of The Day
You know, there were probably seven or eight things said at last night’s rehearsal that I made a mental note to remember, and — of course — I forgot most of them. Here’s all that remains: "Try saying that line like you just took a bath in dookie." – Acting tip from director "Hold the book down to his crotch … Read More
Another “Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical” Quote Of The Day
Here’s the thing. I’m too frantic trying to remember choreography moves, which is why I can’t remember many of the funny things said during rehearsals. Be that as it may, some things stand out: "I forgot the part where I scratch my kitty, and that’s why we got thrown off" — Female cast member during choregography rehearsal "I like astroturf, … Read More