The "Debbie Does Dallas" article in Go Triad is here.  It’s entitled "’Debbie Does Dallas’ Keeps Its Clothes On". 

Well, that’s not entirely true.  We may sneak in a little nudity.  But you’ll have to see the show to find out for sure.

The article is good.  And again, we’re treated to another enticing picture of Heather ("Debbie") with her now-trademark lollipop.  Poor Heather.  She’s really a nice girl, and now that tarnishing image is all over Winston-Salem area, in the newspapers, and various local blogs.  (No, actually she loves it).

A snippet from the article:

The pornographic film, "Debbie Does Dallas," entered the pop-culture lexicon in 1978. In both the movie and theatrical version, Debbie plays a young cheerleader who gets a chance to try out for the Dallas pro-football squad. Unfortunately, her parents won’t pay her expenses because they don’t consider cheerleading a "suitable lifetime occupation."

Debbie and her fellow cheerleaders set up Teen Services Inc. to earn money after school, but they quickly find that doing their bosses pays more than minimum wage. Virginal Debbie has to decide whether following her dreams are worth succumbing to her Mr. Greenfelt.

I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m really curious to see who they got to play that "Greenfelt" guy.  An actor of unparalleled stature and talent perhaps?

Ticket sales are going well, so you should get yours soon.

Along those lines, I have another "Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical" rehearsal quote of the day:

"When I think of things I would like to masterbate with, a record album would be among my last choices — second only to a knife." — Female actor, who really — I swear — is a nice girl