Why Do Republicans Hate America?

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From here:

WASHINGTON – Republicans on Tuesday beat back a Democratic attempt to provide almost $2 billion in additional health care funding for veterans, rejecting claims that Veterans Affairs hospitals are in crisis.

The proposal was part of an $80.6 billion emergency spending bill for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and other costs. The bill would give President Bush slightly less than the $82 billion he sought. It is also less than the $81.4 billion approved by the House.

The Senate’s Republican leaders hoped to have the bill approved by the end of the week and ready for Bush’s signature by the end of the month. But the timing of the bill has become uncertain, with Senate leaders dealing with stacks of amendments and a possible battle over immigration restrictions.

The first debate came Tuesday over a proposal by Sen. Patty Murray (news, bio, voting record), D-Wash., to provide an additional $1.98 billion for veteran’s care. She said VA hospitals are underfunded and overcrowded.

"There’s a train wreck coming," Murray warned.

I’ll say.

A Religious Test

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don’t believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God’s existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

88%

atheism

75%

Satanism

58%

Buddhism

58%

Paganism

54%

Hinduism

50%

Islam

42%

Christianity

42%

Judaism

17%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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"However, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe?"  Who says, Mr. no-it-all Quizfarm?  Perhaps my belief is that God did not intend for us to know all there is to know about Him (or to paraphrase Carl Sagan, if God truly wanted us to know of Him, he would have written the Ten Commandments on the side of the Moon instead of handing them to Moses).  Isn’t that a religious belief?  Isn’t it just as bona fide as any other religious belief?  Can’t I believe in it just as devoutly as any else can in their religious belief?

And where does this Satanism come from?  Oh, I get it!  If I question God/Jesus, I am ipso facto a believer in Satan, is that it?  Try this on for size: Is it possible that a person can question the existance or influence of God/Jesus, but NOT believe or worship Satan?

Bolton v. Bolton

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The Poor Man sets the record straight, in case you were confused:
Bolton: Michael Bolton John R. Bolton
Primary hair issue: Michaelbolton
Stole Robert Plant’s ‘do and chest hair
Johnbolton
Has been wearing the same unconvincing hairpiece since 1972
Early inspiration: Stevie Wonder Jesse Helms
spent 1981 in: Blackjack The Reagan Administration
later in the decade, teamed up with: Laura Branigan Ed Meese
has also been linked with: Peabo Bryson, Patti Labelle, and BabyFace Ahmad Chalabi, Richard Perle and Douglas Feith
most controversial quote: Love is a Wonderful Thing I’m with the Bush-Cheney team, and I’m here to stop the count
Works to rid the world of: poverty, homelessness, and sexual abuse The UN and non-proliferation treaties
If confirmed, will destroy: TBD The UN
If NOT confirmed, will destroy: a bunch more good songs TBD
Editors’ opinion: Sucks Sucks

Bible Libel

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Red Harvest has an interesting post about a lawsuit in New York, where the plaintiffs sued a publisher of the Bible, claiming that the Bible contains libelous statements against certain races.  The court dismissed the case for lack of jurisdiction, but it also (as an aside) addressed the merits of the argument.  An interesting case.

The Book Meme

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There’s a book meme going around, so I will give it a shot, although I don’t really read as much as I should or as much as I would like to…

OwenmeanyYou’re stuck in Fahrenheit 451. Which book would you be?

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving.  The first chapter alone never fails to make me laugh.

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

Um, not really.  Maybe the narrator’s mother in A Prayer for Owen Meany.

What is the last book you bought?

Kiss Me Like a Stranger by Gene Wilder

What are you currently reading?

God’s Politics by Jim Wallis, Aristotle’s Poetics by, um, Aristotle …and 102 Minutes: The Untold Story of the Fight to Survive Inside the Twin Towers by Jim Dwyer and Kevin Flynn.

What five books would you take to a deserted island?

I know I am cheating a bit here, because some of these are collections, but I don’t care.

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare by, um, William Shakespeare

The New Annotated Sherlock Holmes: The Complete Short Stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The Civil War: A Narrative by Shelby Foote

The National Geographic Alamanac of World History

Hannity Coaches Interviewees

Ken AshfordAssisited Suicide/Schiavo, Right Wing and Inept Media1 Comment

Can you imagine how the right-wing blogosphere would react if this was Dan Rather (instead to Sean Hannity)?

From the New York Daily News:

Fox News host: Repeat after me

If the conservative guests on Fox News’ "Hannity and Colmes" sound especially on-message, that’s because they’re being coached by the best:

Sean Hannity himself.

On the March 31 installment of the shouting-head show, the guests included two of the late Terri Schiavo‘s former nurses, Trudy Capone and Carla Sauer Iyer, arguing that their patient wasn’t brain-dead.

Between commercials, according to an off-air audiotape obtained by investigative comedian Harry Shearer for last Sunday’s episode of his weekly radio program, "Le Show," Hannity coached the women on exactly how to respond when liberal co-host Alan Colmes cross-examined them.

"Just say, ‘I’m here to tell what I saw,’" Hannity can be heard instructing his guests. "No matter what the question, ‘I’m here to tell you what I saw. I’m here to tell you what I saw.’"

Hannity adds helpfully: "Say, ‘I’m not going to be distracted by silliness.’ How’s that? Does that help you? Look into that camera. Look at me when I’m talking."

On the air, Iyer performs beautifully. "I don’t have any opinions or judgments. I was there," she declares

After the segment ends, Hannity gushes off the air to the nurses: "We got the points out. It’s hard, this isn’t easy. But you did great, both of you. Thank you, guys. Those nurses are powerful, aren’t they?"

On his radio show, Shearer injected: "Yeah, especially when they do what you tell ’em to do. Very powerful when they follow instructions from the host!"

A Fox News flack didn’t respond to Lowdown’s detailed message yesterday.

UPDATE: Audio available here.

Accountaability

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Techpolitics has two interactive charts as to who voted for and against (1) the poor-and-middle-class-hurting, credit-card-company-kissing Bankruptcy Bill, and (2) the Paris-Hilton-Inheritance-Assurance Bill.

And courtesy of Steve Soto, we have the Democrats who embarrassingly voted for both:

Melissa Bean, Illinois
Robert Marion Berry, Arkansas (Member of the New Democrat Coalition)
Sanford Bishop, Georgia (Member of the Blue Dog Coalition)
Dan Boren, Oklahoma
Leonard Boswell, Iowa (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Rick Boucher, Virginia
Dennis Cardoza, CA
Ben Chandler, Kentucky
Jim Costa, CA
Bud Cramer, Alabama
Henry Cuellar, Texas
Lincoln Davis, Tennessee
Chet Edwards, Texas
Bart Gordon, Tennessee
Ruben Hinojosa, Texas
Darlene Hooley, Oregon
Steve Israel, New York
William Jefferson, Louisiana (Co-Chair of the DCCC)
Rick Larsen, Washington
Jim Matheson, Utah
Carolyn McCarthy, New York (member of the NDC)
Mike McIntyre, North Carolina (member of the NDC)
Charlie Melancon, Louisiana
Collin Peterson, Minnesota (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Nick Joe Rahall, West Virginia (DLC Member)
Mike Ross, Arkansas (Member, New Democratic and Blue Dog Coalitions)
Dutch Ruppersberger, Maryland
John Salazar, Colorado (Ken’s brother)
David Scott, Georgia (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Ike Skelton, Missouri
Albert Russell Wynn, Maryland

Let them know your displeasure.

Teen Virtue

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TeenvirtueThe America Family Association is coming out with a new magazine, called TeenVirtue.  You can tell it is "hip" and "rad" because the words "teen" and "virtue" are smashed together, a surely boss way to get in with the kids.

From the picture to the left, you can see that the magazine is "by vicki courtney" — who doesn’t bother to capitalize her name because it is "hip" and "rad", I suspect.  (Just like the magazine article "r u alive" which is teenspeak for the question "Are You Alive?")

Let’s visit Vicki Courtney’s website to learn about this new magazine.  Ah, Vicki has an excerpt:

A common question we get at our events from Christian girls is this:

Q: All my friends are getting their belly button pierced but my parents won’t let me. I don’t understand what the big deal is- I mean, they let me get my ears pierced. What’s the big difference?

A: There is not a Bible verse that says, “Thou shalt not pierce thy belly button”, but

…fortunately, people like me are here to teach you that the Bible says that anyway.

[H]ere are some important factors to consider:

What is the purpose? 1 Timothy 2:9 tells women to dress modestly, so technically, girls should not be wearing clothes that expose their midriffs.

Actually what the passage says is: 9I also want women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, 10but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God. 11A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

So I guess that means you shouldn’t be giving advice, Vicki.  You whore of Babylon.

If you are living by God’s Word, why pierce something that you are going to cover up all the time? Most girls who pierce their belly buttons do so with the intent of showing it off—not covering it up. 

What about girls who do things to make themselves feel good?  They don’t do that anymore?

Consider the actual effect it has on guys. Some Christian girls try to justify piercing their belly buttons by saying they intend to cover it up except for when they are wearing a swimsuit. Piercing your belly button is different than piercing your ears.

Right.  It’s on your tummy.

While I understand that many girls innocently want to pierce their belly buttons because it is the current fashion trend, believe me, it will send a different message to the guys.

Vicki, apparently, knows a lot about today’s teenage guys.  Don’t ask how though — it’s best left undiscussed.

There is no arguing that a pierced belly button is considered by most to be sensual and even sexual. Case in point: If you put two girls side by side who are wearing the same swimsuit and one has a pierced belly button and the other one does not, and then line up a group of guys and ask them which girl was more likely to have loose morals, the majority of the guys would pick the girl with the pierced belly button.

Well, I’m not sure that’s true.  A pierced belly button doesn’t send a signal to me at all.  I don’t judge people that way, and neither do most guys I know.  Especially non-Christians.

And you know what?  If you placed the girl on the cover of your magazine beside a woman in a burka, the girl on the cover of your magazine would be the hussy.  See, it’s all relative.

In the end, do you want to risk sending a signal to guys that you may be willing to compromise sexually? I hope not.

That’s what they said about lipstick, too.

But I have a question, Vicki.   If teen girls shouldn’t be worrying about what guys think, why is the banner article in the magazine (picture above) entitled "25 GUYS Tell All"?  Just asking…

Think about the future. One sample group of students who opted to have their belly buttons pierced indicated that it took approximately thirty-eight weeks for it to heal verses the standard six weeks for pierced ears. Again, that’s a heavy sacrifice for a Christian girl who plans to cover it up.

Come again?  A hole in a belly button that is covered up is a "heavy sacrifice" how?

For those who are willing to assume the risks and attempt to justify it with the claim that it can always be removed, it is not uncommon for a navel piercing to tear or leave a permanent scar.

A scar on a belly button?  How can you tell?

Many girls fail to think past the moment and evaluate what a pierced belly button would look like ten, twenty, thirty-plus years later.

Don’t get pregnant either.  That reaks permanent havoc with your body, too, I’m told.  Right, Vicki?

You will spend the majority of your years in adulthood and the truth is, most adult women are not running around flashing their midriffs to show off their pierced belly buttons. Try to picture yourself ten to twenty years from now at the neighborhood pool party with your kids. Better yet, try to imagine your mom with a pierced belly button. OK, you get my point, right? 

I think so.  Teen girls shouldn’t get their belly button pierced because their moms would look silly with a pierced belly button.

No, I’m not sold yet.

What would God say? First Corinthians 6:19–20 says this: Do you not know that your body is a sanctuary of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God with your body.  This is a hard concept to understand but the truth is, if you are a Christian, your body doesn’t belong to you—it belongs to God.

In the end, you must ask yourself, Would piercing my belly button bring honor to God?

Interesting, especially since an awful lot of women in the Mediterranean during biblical times wore belly button rings.

Just as we discussed with the issue of immodest fashions, God wouldn’t want you to decorate his temple with something that has sexual undertones. Life is full of situations where your desires and God’s will won’t always line up and you will be faced with choosing your way or God’s way. The temporary and fleeting satisfaction of piercing your belly button could never match the long-term and lasting satisfaction of submitting to his good, pleasing, and perfect will (See Rom. 12:2).

"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."?  That’s talking about, you know, minds, not belly buttons, Vicki.  I guess she figures nobody is actually going to look up scripture, so she can feel free to quote it (and interpret it loosely) at will.

More on The Religious Left

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Oh, you bet they exist:

Those on the left who are waiting for progressive religious leaders to add their voices to the national political debate need wait no longer. A powerful assembly of religious leaders from a variety of traditions gathered at Riverside Church in New York on April 4. Their message was loud and clear: the militarism of Bush, the widening divide between rich and poor, the failure to provide families with health care, education, safe neighborhoods, even food, demands a revolution.

It was three-hour rally, but you can watch a brief video recap of the Riverside event here. DriveDemocracy.org, helped co-sponsor Riverside, and, with Ben Cohen (of Ben and Jerry’s and True Majority.org) the subsequent national campaign.

You can read more about the event by clicking on the Break the Silence graphic. If you think this emergence of progressive religious leaders is as important as we do, hit the contributions button and help sponsor the campaign.

At a time of growing religious fanaticism and its embrace by the right, Americans need to see there is a community of conscience that speaks up for their values while preserving the essential constitutional separation of church and state.

Bubbling Crude, Black Gold

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Gas22804marinI think you can see where Andrew Tobias is going, when he writes:

President Bush is an oil man. His pappy is an oil man. His VP is an oil man. His pals and his family’s pals are oil men. His virtual brother, Prince Bandar “Bush,” and the Saudi Royal Family generally, to whom the Bushes are closely tied, are oil men.

So when you say “energy crisis,” what exactly do you mean? This is a great time to be an oil man! All those guests at the early Cheney energy meetings — the ones whose names the White House would not reveal even after a subpoena from the General Accounting Office? Most of them are likely reveling in this so-called “crisis.”

The solution to the “crisis,” according to this administration, is to drill for oil in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge, not to promote conservation. Drilling for oil is what oil men DO. Conservation hurts oil men two ways. First, they sell less oil. Second, because of that lessened demand, the oil they do sell fetches a lower price.

With oil at $55 a barrel instead of $30, as I have pointed out before, the Saudis are making (roughly) an extra $250 million — extra! — a day.

Read the whole thing.  Eye-opening.

Tom DeLay Hates That You Have Privacy

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He also doesn’t care for separation of church and state (should we start taxing churches, Tom?), or judicial review.  He even admits it, in this interview with the Moonie-owned Washington Times:

WASHINGTON TIMES: You’ve recently said you blame Congress for not being zealous in oversight.

MR. DeLAY: Not zealous. I blame Congress over the last 50 to 100 years for not standing up and taking its responsibility given to it by the Constitution. The reason the judiciary has been able to impose a separation of church and state that’s nowhere in the Constitution is that Congress didn’t stop them. The reason we had judicial review is because Congress didn’t stop them. The reason we had a right to privacy is because Congress didn’t stop them.

P.S. to DeLay: Congress didn’t give courts the power of judicial review; the Constitution does in Article II:

The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under the Constitution, the Laws of the United States [that means the laws that Congress passes, Tom] and Treaties made . . .

In other words, judges review laws because that is what judges do, per the Constitution.  Not too hard to understand, Tom.

And there is no congressional oversight of the federal courts in the Constitution.  All the Constitution allows Congress to do is to create "inferior courts" below the U.S. Supreme Court (i.e., federal district courts and appellate courts).  Which they did a coupla hundred years ago.

Crouching Homophobe, Hidden Legislator

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Michele Backmann is a Minnesota State Senator who doesn’t like gay people.  In fact, she tried to force a floor vote on a ban on civil unions and gay marriage.  When did she try to do this?  During a gay pride day event.  Fortunately, she was unsuccessful.

But what she do afterwards?  Like a freaking kid, she went out and spied on the gay pride rally.

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That’s her on the right, spying on the gay people from a safe distance, behind the bushes so that she won’t get any gay coodies.

Read the whole story and see photos here.