Bolton v. Bolton

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The Poor Man sets the record straight, in case you were confused:
Bolton: Michael Bolton John R. Bolton
Primary hair issue: Michaelbolton
Stole Robert Plant’s ‘do and chest hair
Has been wearing the same unconvincing hairpiece since 1972
Early inspiration: Stevie Wonder Jesse Helms
spent 1981 in: Blackjack The Reagan Administration
later in the decade, teamed up with: Laura Branigan Ed Meese
has also been linked with: Peabo Bryson, Patti Labelle, and BabyFace Ahmad Chalabi, Richard Perle and Douglas Feith
most controversial quote: Love is a Wonderful Thing I’m with the Bush-Cheney team, and I’m here to stop the count
Works to rid the world of: poverty, homelessness, and sexual abuse The UN and non-proliferation treaties
If confirmed, will destroy: TBD The UN
If NOT confirmed, will destroy: a bunch more good songs TBD
Editors’ opinion: Sucks Sucks