Handicapping Question 1

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

I rarely vote at midterm elections, and off-year elections like this one — I barely pay attention, much less vote.

This year is no different.  There's no local race or bond issue that I particularly care about.  A former colleague, Dawn Morgan, is running for re-election as mayor of Kernersville, but I can't vote there.  And she's running unopposed.  So, congratulations Dawn.

The only thing I'm taking an interest in this off-year election — as are many — is Question No. 1 in Maine.  I have relatives in Maine, although I would probably still be interested anyway.  Question No. 1 in Maine is a "people's veto" of the Maine legislature's act to recognize gay marriage.  A "yes" victory on Question 1 means the legislature is overturned, and gay marriage will not be recognized.  A "no" victory on Question 1 means the law remains inplace and gay marriage is recognized.

It carries some national significance, for obvious reasons.  Opponents of gay marriage typically complain that such a "change in the definition of 'marriage'" should not be done by courts and so-called "activist" judges (even though, constitutionally, failure to recognize gay marriage really is unconstitutional).  Those opponents have argued that the people of the states should decide.

Well, Maine will decide tomorrow.  And how does it look?

Election statistician Nate Silver does the math based on the sparse number of pre-election polls.  He notes that all the polls conducted are dependent on what the pollster assumes about turnout.  Nate believes that the No-on-1 people are more motivated, and concludes:

The Odds: A statistical analysis I conducted last month, which was based on the results from previous gay marriage referenda in other states, gave the Yes on 1 side just an 11 percent chance of prevailing, although the fraction rises to 32 percent after an ad-hoc adjustment for the fact that this is an off-year election. In spite of the PPP poll, I'm not especially persuaded to deviate substantially from those numbers: the polling average still favors the 'No' side, albeit narrowly; the 'No' side seems to have run the superior campaign, and the cellphone issue may be worth a point or two. The tight polling, certainly, should keep everybody on their toes, and gay marriage could quite easily be overturned. But I'd still put the Yes on 1 side as about a 5-to-2 underdog.

That's hopeful. 

[I'll also be watching the NY-23 race as well — notable because the teabaggers have ousted the moderate Republican candidate, Dede Scozzafava, in favor of the far more conservative candidate third-party candidate, Dough Hoffman.  Scozzafava withdrew from the race last week and endorsed the Democratic candidate, Bill Owens.  This is the first national election putting the whole "tea party" movement to its first actual political test, and their candidate (Hoffman) is in a statistical dead heat with Owens.]

Hellphone Teaser

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The funny thing is…. the guy at the beginning of the trailer?  That was originally going to be my part, but due to scheduling issues, it went to someone else.  I got a different scene.

This is going to be a fun little movie.

Gay Marriage In Maine: The Homophobes Speak

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Jim Newell at Wonkette comments on this ad:

The latest anti-gay ad in Maine, produced by a paranoid schizophrenic on meth, features random documents with bureaucratic titles and pulled phrases flying around the screen at warp speed, to Warn us. The gay teachers in Maine are all going to come out and then force the gay children — you know, the quiet little boys who play with dolls in the sandbox at recess — to come out with them.

“Gay marriage will be taught in schools unless we vote Yes on Question 1,” the insane person tells us. Do they “teach” straight marriage now? When we were in grade school, all the teaching was about multiplication and reading and George Washington and whatever. Now everyone just learns to be gay and to sext each other and to compare and contrast iPhones and Palm Pres.

…. And There Are No Pictures!

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Healthcare reform has focussed on the Senate bill these past few months.  But as we know, there is another important legislative body: the House.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi unveild the House Democrat health care reform bill today.

And what's the insta-reaction from the conservosphere?  "OMG.  It's 1990 pages long!  That's a mega-mega-bureaucracy!  Like Hitler!"

Okay, first of all, if you are talking about comprehensive reform of the health care system in this country — and Dems are — then of course it is going to be a "big bill".  You can't accomplish real change by nipping at the edges of an issue.

The other thing: if you actually look at the bill, you'll instantly see that it is printed in double-space, with margins actually bigger than the text itself.  Only about 150 words per page.  This post alone would be about two pages!

UPDATE: One thing to like about the Pelosi bill (so far) — it outlaws "domestic violence" as a pre-existing condition to deny coverage.  A short summary is here.

Why Yahoo Answers Is The Bestest Thing On The Intertubes

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Example:

My_wife_thinks_i_am_gay 
Here's the link.  The answers are a scream, too.  A sampling:

If you walked in on your male neighbor and saw the same thing what would you think? I'm glad I don't have to clean that room when all you guys are 'finished'.

Dear sir,
You are so the very, very gay. You are in fact so very gay that the gay people call you gay.

What are you, 10 yrs old? Sound very immature to me.

OK, no gay person would ever be such a pervert.

If it's real then she's reacting as any woman of a grown man involved in a circle jerk would react. What she's caught is exactly what you want it not to be…some type of perverted homosexual or homo-erotic behavior that is pretty sick. You may be stuck in the 80's but what you're describing here isn't what men who lived through that decade as an adult did. If she can stomach you again she's a real princess. My guess is she can't and won't. Good luck…

BREAKING: Obama Signs Matthew Shepard/James Byrd Hate Crimes Legislation

Ken AshfordBreaking News, Crime, Sex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

Actually the Hate Crimes bill was tacked on to the 2009 Defense Appropriations Act, which Obama signed this afternoon, but it's still there, and Obama noted the significance of it:

So today I'm pleased to say that we have proved that change is possible. It may not come quickly, or all at once, but if you push hard enough, it does come eventually.

Now, speaking of that, there is one more long-awaited change contained within this legislation that I'll be talking about a little more later today. After more than a decade of opposition and delay, we've passed inclusive hate crimes legislation to help protect our citizens from violence based on what they look like, who they love, how they pray, or who they are. (Applause.)

I promised Judy Shepard, when she saw me in the Oval Office, that this day would come, and I'm glad that she and her husband Dennis could join us for this event. I'm also honored to have the family of the late Senator Ted Kennedy, who fought so hard for this legislation. And Vicki and Patrick, Kara, everybody who's here, I just want you all to know how proud we are of the work that Ted did to help this day — make this day possible. So — and thank you for joining us here today.

The new law strengthens existing U.S. laws by extending federal hate crime protection in cases where the victim was targeted because of their sexual orientation, gender, disability, or gender identity.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets A Little Cute

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Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R-CA) vetoed a bill last night, and sent a little seven-line note to the California legislature, blasting them for not advancing his administration's proposals.  The note is innocent at first glance:

Ahnold

But people today, started noticing something:

Schwarzfu 

Oh, bad boy……

Local Papers Don’t Do Justice To Theatre Criticism

Ken AshfordTheatreLeave a Comment

Okay, that's twice now in about one week — here and here.  Iin both of these theater reviews — from local papers — the phrase "does justice" appears in the headline (or sub-headline).

As in:

Cast does justice to long-running Broadway show

and

Triad Stage's Oleanna does justice to Mamet's vision

Does justice? I don't know what that phrase means.  Is theater-going a trial now?

It's one of those flat, dishwatery phrases that bad newspaper editors use when they can't think of anything better.  (I actually don't fault the reviewers here — they don't necessarily choose their headline titles).  Seriously, it's high school newspaper style.

It really means nothing more than "So-and-so put on a play that is like the original version".  Well, yes, Einstein.  That's usually the case.  After all, they're using the same script and all.

That phrase comes off as a backhanded insult, i.e., "Well, at least they didn't fuck up Moliere by wearing tu-tus and sporting afros."  But if you look at the reviews above, they are positive, so why can't the headline contain something a little less namby-pamby?

Strange Bedfellows

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

The Catholic Church is in favor of "No 1" in Maine, the voting referendum which, if passed, will overturn the governor and Maine legislature's decisions to allow same-sex marriage.

And that's fine, but look who they are getting into bed with:

The Maine Grassroots Coalition will hold a press conference in the Hall of  Flags at the State House in Augusta at 11:00 on Wednesday October 28th, to alert the public to the dangers of the radical homosexual agenda. The press conference will feature three well-known pro-family speakers, Peter LaBarbera of Americans for Truth about Homosexuality, Brian Camenker of Mass Resistance, and Maine's own Paul Madore, from the Maine Grassroots Coalition.

[Emphasis mine]

Brian Camenker is the leader of one of only eleven organizations to be so extreme, that they've chosen by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an official anti-gay hate group.

RENT at Theatre Alliance

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I realized this morning that 1,000 people have either seen RENT at Theatre Alliance, or have bought tickets to see it.  That's damn impressive.

I'm not plugging it — it doesn't need plugging, but if you are in the Triad, you really don't want to miss it.  Info in the right column…..

Rent at ArtsFest 2009 from Ken Ashford on Vimeo.

The piano-only preview performance above doesn't begin to do justice to the cast's talents.

But it's just a tease….