Fox News Blames California Wildfires On Al Qaeda

Ken AshfordDisasters, Right Wing and Inept Media, War on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Seriously, will these guys ever shut up? UPDATE:  Glenn "I Should Be On Fox" Beck should shut up too. UPDATE:  More silly speculation with this head-banging-against-the-wall evoking statement: Although a new Osama bin Laden video was issued at almost exactly the same time these fires began, and might have contained a coded command to his operatives to carry out planned … Read More

Dumbass Quote Of The Week

Ken AshfordRight Wing Punditry/Idiocy2 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, J.K. Rowling made a bit of news last week at a book signing: In front of a full house of hardcore Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, Rowling, sitting on the stage on a red velvet and carved wood throne, read from her seventh and final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," … Read More

Yes, Even More On The Frosts

Ken AshfordHealth Care, Right Wing Punditry/Idiocy2 Comments

The attacks are still going strong from Michelle Malkin. Here’s what she wrote today: Mark Steyn, presumably taking his marching orders from Mitch McConnell (snort-snort), hits the nail on the head once again: Mr Frost works “intermittently”. The unemployment rate in the Baltimore metropolitan area is four-percent. Perhaps he chooses to work “intermittently,” just as he chooses to send his … Read More

More On The Frost Attacks

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From Sadly No: I will stop blogging about this eventually, but Right Wingnutistan’s latest foray into unabashed insanity has even me stunned. Big Daddy Ezra K writes: Something has really gone wrong on the Right. Become sick and twisted and tumorous and ugly. To visit Michelle Malkin’s cave is to see politics at its most savage, its most ferocious, its … Read More

Right Wing Bloggers Attack 12 Year Old Kid

Ken AshfordHealth Care, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

It all began when the Democrats tapped a 12 year old kid, Graeme Frost, to speak on the Democrat weekly address.  Bush had just vetoed SCHIP, the bi-partisan bill designed to deliver funding for the State Children’s Health Insurance Program.  Graeme was a beneficiary of SCHIP, having suffered severe injuries (along with his sister) in a car accident several years … Read More

Bro To The Defense

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David Limbaugh comes to defend his brother, Rush.  Unfortunately, I can’t get past the first sentence: My brother Rush has nothing for which to apologize concerning the left’s maliciously manufactured "phony soldier" scandal. That sentence is one whose meaning of which I have yet to grasp.

The Impossible-To-Spin Zone

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Tony Blankley gives "spin" the college try: The GOP is now less trusted than the Democrats on every issue except terrorism — and even on that issue, they are a point or two down. So… ummmm …that means …let’s see …the GOP is less trusted than the Democrats on every issue, period.  Right? Eleanor Clift must be laughing her ass … Read More

Nathan Tabor Not On Board With SCHIP

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Let’s dive in, shall we?  Starting with Nathan Tabor’s title… Massive expansion of SCHIP: A move toward socialism Ooooh.  "Socialism".  That scare word the right hasn’t let go of since McCarthy.  Bugga-bugga-bugga!  I venture to guess that most self-proclaimed rank-and-file conservatives don’t even know what "socialism" even is.  But they know it’s baaaad, because they keep hearing about it in … Read More

Shorter Jonah Goldberg

Ken AshfordForeign Affairs, Immigration and Xenophobia, Right Wing Punditry/IdiocyLeave a Comment

"America, fuck yeah!" UPDATE:  Sorry, I can’t just leave it at that.  In this thinly-veiled "liberals hate America" article, Goldberg writes this: The dirty, embarrassing secret is that this sort of multiculturalism has made Europe a wellspring of Islamic radicalism and terrorism, but America’s Muslim community has remained overwhelmingly peaceful. Why? Well, if the answer doesn’t lay in President Bush’s … Read More

Christian Conservatives Have The Right To Hate

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Convicted Watergate felon-cum-evangelist Chuck Colson has a few thoughts about ENDA: Imagine you own a small business—let’s say a donut shop—and you have an employee who is late for work everyday and is rude to customers. When you fire him, he claims it is really because he is gay—and sues. Well, if you fired him because he is late and … Read More