Retiring Congressdipshit Michele Bachmann has been doing a peculiar version of the Minnesota Long Goodbye, except instead of the usual arrangement, where a host follows a departing guest out to the car asking if they’re really sure they don’t want to take a little hot dish home with them, Ms. Bachmann has it a little backwards.
Having given a farewell speech and received a loving farewell tongue-bath from WND, and packed up the U-Haul with all her Furry paraphernalia, she now keeps coming back from her idling getaway car to knock on the door and ask us if maybe we’d like to make her another pot of coffee and look at slides from her trip to Bemidji all night.
Like this twitter picture. Yup. Gas prices are below $2, just like she promised in August 2011 when she was running for President:
“The day that the president became president gasoline was $1.79 a gallon. Look at what it is today,” she said at an event in Greenville, South Carolina. “Under President Bachmann, you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again. That will happen.”
I’m not sure if this tweet means she’s taking a victory lap or not. If so, it’s pretty hard to see how anything she did contributed to low gas prices. I guess she was reminded of that fact when her picture was retweeted hundreds of times with the hashtag #thanksObama.