Publicity hound-lawyer Gloria Allred represents Yovonka Bryant.  Bryant is a 27-year-old woman whose boyfriend, Rudy Eugene, ate the face off a homeless man last month in Florida (Eugene was shot and killed by police).

Allred organized a press conference because, well, because she can't help it, I guess.  Today's quote of the day goes not only to what Allred said in that conference, but Miami Herald columnist Fred Grimm, who wrote about the press conference:

Gloria Allred came to town Wednesday to warn us — those of us who might have been wavering in our resolve — that “cannibalism is a serious issue and is very dangerous to the health and the well-being of the cannibal and the victim.”

Not necessarily in that order.

Yup.