The Funniest Walking Dead Season Two Premiere Tweets

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@rainnwilson
RainnWilson
The women on The Walking Dead need to stop whining & crying all the time. Also, the cast needs to stop tripping & dropping things.

@crankfetter
Luke Wormfood

For the record, an undead walking cadaver can get through airport security like any other shuffling, glaze-eyed passenger.
@shanenickerson
Shane Nickerson

The RV in Walking Dead is the greatest hunk of junk character in a TV show or movie since the Millennium Falcon.

@LPizzle
Lamont Price

How many eps before the black dude gets killed? I say 3. He can't keep showing up with no lines except shit like "I got it!" #WalkingDead
@Goose
Chris.

If you switch back and forth fast enough between X-Factor and Walking Dead, you can forget which show has the zombies on it.
@lamottjackson
LaMott Jackson

They need to create a zombie that eats zombies. Problem solved. #WalkingDead
We're watching The Walking Dead during dinner. Ravioli was a bad choice.
@TheBosha
The Bosha

Tonight is the season 2 premier of 'The Walking Dead,' which has replaced 'Mad Men' as the series I most relate to on a personal level.
@LouisPeitzman
Louis Peitzman

When the zombie apocalypse comes, don't hesitate to leave me for dead. I'm a practical guy: I won't be offended!
@LPizzle
Lamont Price

My smoke alarm is going off right as #WalkingDead is getting good. Looks like im burning to death tonight, gang
@morgan_murphy
Morgan Murphy

AMC's slogan should just be, "if you're in an RV, some major shit has gone down in your life." #BreakingBad#WalkingDead
@UnclePilot
Uncle Pilot

If #TheWalkingDead teaches us anything, it's that we could all use an All-Purpose Utility Redneck.
@hodgman
hodgman

But NPR coverage of zombies is still so slanted. Why is it so important that they produce a list of demands? IT'S A LEADERLESS MOVEMENT.