So, as some of you know, Christ is coming back on Saturday, and I thought it would be nice if we had a dinner party. But apparently, he's coming back for the Rapture, which basically means that some of us are going to disappear and go floating upwards, while the rest of us stay on Earth and Hell.
Or something like that.
Anyway, it's Saturday, and we KNOW it's Saturday because supposedly "normal" people have spent their life savings in advertisements to TELL us that Saturday is the rapture.
So how to deal with this event? There are many ways, I suppose. From crying over the end of the world, to laughing at the people who think it is the end of the world.
On Saturday afternoon, I plan to leave empty shoes and garments all over the place, so that fundamentalist Christians might see these abandoned garments and think the real Christians got sucked up to meet the Lord already. This is a very mean prank.
I love it.