Remember those 33 trapped Chilean miners?  Yes, they're still down there, but it looks like they'll finally be rescued early next week, perhaps even this weekend.

Miner Jonny Barrios, 50, may not be eager to come out.  Apparently, there is a virtual encampment of relatives and friends near the mine site, and his wife is dutifully there.  Unfortunately, she ran a woman who, it turns out, is Rojas' mistress.  Uh oh.