This hockey open for the UAF Nanooks (aka "The Alaska Nanooks") strikes me as a bit much.  I mean, a hockey playing polar bear destroying the solar system?  First of all, how does he breathe?  And secondly, what does that have to do with hockey, really?

It should be noted that the UAF Nanook hockey team rejected this as being "too eighties", presumably because of the Kenny Loggins music.

I think that's the least of its problems.