Is it April Fool's Day?  Is this article (which appears on Page 1 of the New York Times print edition) a joke?

It's about adult film actresses complaining that porno movies don't contain plot and dialogue anymore.

Rrrrrright.  You just don't see that high-minded Beckett-esque literary quality in adult films anymore — nothing comparable to that found in the classics of yesteryear like Veronica Unleashed Meets Cass the Pool Boy IV.