I can't imagine any earthly reason why I would want to follow Walmart's tweets on Twitter. Believe me, there is nothing Walmart can say — especially in 140 characters or less — that would be of the slightest interest to me.
But, I recognize that I am powerless to stop the aging process which results in a slow slide into dementia. I also recognize that, conceivably, I could get whacked in the head by a falling piano, lose all my senses, and start behaving erratically. In other words, it is theoretically possible, albeit unlikely, that I may someday choose to follow Walmart's tweets on Twitter. Perhaps I will center my entire life around Walmart's wonderful little missives — who knows?
You need to realize that you're asking me to read the equivalent of 30 full-length tweets (and excruciatingly dull ones, at that) just to get permission to read a single actual tweet. You get that, right?
What I'm trying to say is this: Dudes, get over yourselves. It's just Twitter, for chrissakes.
Hugs and Kisses,