From The Onion. A good laugh….
The graphic kind of goes by fast, but here are some of the other "High School Tony Awards" listed in the video above:
Best Old Man Backache
Best Daughter of Director in a Leading Role
Best Sexing Up of a Gypsy Costume by a Popular Girl
Best Faux-Brick Set Design
Best Choreography Involving Obese Performer
Best Jock in a Supporting Role
Achievement in Make-up Dirt Smudge Replacement
RELATED: The real Tonys under NPH's helm fared better than with Jackman:
Neil Patrick Harris may not be a movie star, but the stage and TV actor helped deliver the highest-rated Tony Awards in three years, according to Nielsen preliminary ratings.
The 63rd Annual Tony Awards, hosted by Harris June 7 at Radio City Music Hall, were viewed by 7.45 million people, a 19 percent increase from the previous season.
The ceremony posted "double digit percentage gains in viewers and key demographics over last year," according to a press statement.
Compared to last year's ceremony, which was held June 15, 2008, The Tony Awards were up 11 percent in households, 20 percent in adults 25-54, 18 percent in adults 18-49 and added 1.18 million viewers (from last year's 6.27 million).
Good. Maybe he will be asked back.