People are compiling a list. So far:
By Ferris
Truancy
Many many many moving violations
Odometer fraud (tampering): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(2)
Odometer fraud (conspiracy): 49 U.S.C. § 32703(4)
Computer tampering (when he changes his attendance record): 720 ILCS 5/Art. 16D – 3
Car theft
Disorderly conduct (jumping on parade float): 720 ILCS 5/26‑1
Copyright violation (singing "Twist and Shout" on said float)
Trespassing
By Cameron
Violation of 720 ILCS 5/32-5.1: False Impersonation of a Peace Officer. A person who knowingly and falsely represents himself or herself to be a peace officer commits a Class 4 felony. (At the restaurant, on the phone with the Maitre D' he says, "This is Sgt. Peterson, Chicago Police.")
By Mulroony
Failure to report suspected child abuse (on thinking that Sloane and her dad had an incestuous relationship): 325 ILCS 5; see also 720 ILCS 640
Breaking and entering