Today’s Favorite Lede Paragraph Of A News Story

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FAIRFIELD, Conn. – Police in Connecticut say a woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms.

Yeah.  Um.  Yeah.  For some strange reason, her attempt at reconciliation didn't work.

Ok, ok.  Here's the 911 call…