But really. This is just too much to ask:
If you seem to be tearing through those Girl Scout Thin Mints a little faster this year, you aren't imagining things.
Fewer cookies were packaged into Thin Mints, Do-si-dos and Tagalongs boxes this year, and the Lemon Chalet Crème cookies were resized to compensate for the rising cost of baking staples.
I'll bear any burden, meet any challenge, etc. But don't fuck with my Girl Scout Thin Mints.
Can't they get a government bailout loan or something?