By the conservative pundit, Stage Right:
And then, I made the same mistake I made with most of the actresses I was foolish enough to date. I made a seemingly innocuous remark which unveiled me as insensitive, mean, unfeeling and…. a conservative!. I said: “Why are these punks spending all their time playing with their camera and guitar. They should get a job and pay the poor guy who owns the building. They owe him rent for the past year for God’s sake!”
She stared at me in stunned disbelief. I realized that I was staring back at yet another Broadway Chorus Dancer who I would have to refer to as my “Former girlfriend”.