A Chicago radio station had a contest, and Paul Anka won. Here are the brackets:
I think that's about right. "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" is kind of a guilty pleasure of mine, but other than that, I think the Chicago radio listeners got it right.
Then again, Paul Anka is a risk-taker. Here he is singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit", in what could be considered an "embarrassment":
Personally, I think the cheesy Vegas-y version, complete with the twitchy shoulders and snappy fingers, is kind of funny. Oh, and the mike cord. Who uses a mike cord nowadays?