He's been a socialist, a Marxist, a terrorist-loving radical liberal with the most liberal agenda that's so radically liberal that everyone can plainly see how really really radically liberal he is…

Of course, all that was before yesterday.

Today, we learn that the Obama won because he's center-right, and ran a center-right campaign.

Whatever.

Then again, that might be true if one accepts that the "center" of America is progressive.