Dammit. WHY didn’t I think of this?
A good business idea. These guys have been making a lot of money since their website has been featured in the news (Washington Post, etc)
What is it? Reserve A Spot In Heaven
What do you get?
This basic travel package includes everything needed to transport one individual to Heaven. No more worrying about whether you will get in or not. This kit guarantees that you will.
* Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™ (with printed name)
* A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?
* The Official Heaven Identification Card (laminated) so you can get around without getting hassled.
* Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land.
It only costs $12.79. (For $15.95, they throw in an all access VIP pass (laminated). This pass will grant you access to “VIP exclusive areas” including the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion, where all the elite get together and kick it.)
For your ememies, there’s a similar website.
You guessed it: Reserve A Spot In Hell
Interesting, the prices are the same ($12.79 and $15.95).