Jim Talent, adviser to the Mitt Romney campaign, on Hardball yesterday:

"[Romney]’s always had the same position as to regards to the gay agenda. Look, he wants to know people to know he values gay people as people, okay? But he doesn’t want the militant gays to be able to change the cultural institutions of the country."

So here’s my question — WTF is a "militant gay"?  I hear that phrase from time to time, and I swear to God, I don’t know what it means.  Militant?  Are homosexuals armed now?  And what exactly is this "gay agenda" that this battalion of armed homos is going to inflict on us?

UPDATE:  Ah, I see.  Pam at Pam’s House Blend provides an insider’s look at the "gay agenda":

Homosexual Agenda #1

6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here’s the really important part)

1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed

Okay then.