First the senile old man:
Millard Fillmore? Polk? Taft? These are all silly names when you think about it. The reason, Andy, you can’t fathom a "President Huckabee" or a "President Obama" is because of your failure of imagination. I used to like your social commentary, but your ever-drying brain is just turning you into a sad pathetic curmugeon who can’t understand anything more contemporary than, say, the radio. Time to retire. my friend. Off to the porch, where you can yell at the neighbor’s kids to get off your lawn.