BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton Has Boobs!

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

Apparently, the folks at the Washington Post are intrigued by the fact that — well, here’s the opening sentence of this hard-hitting news piece:

There was cleavage on display Wednesday afternoon on C-SPAN2. It belonged to Sen. Hillary Clinton.

You would think that the article would segue into something, oh, I dunno, relevant to oh, I dunno, something.  But no.  What followed was a 750 word essay about Clinton’s cleavage …even though, as we learn in the second paragraph:

There wasn’t an unseemly amount of cleavage showing, but there it was. Undeniable.

How old are these people?  Twelve?