When these prisses (pictured at right) get through banning things on the Internet, there will be no Internet left:

The Net Authority is an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet. The online world is teeming with pornography, depravity, blasphemy, and all kinds of hate propaganda. It is our mission to define a set of guidelines to which all information posted on the Internet must adhere, and to hold responsible those who would knowingly break those guidelines.

Our primary initiative towards that end is the maintenance of a continually growing database of Internet offenders—websites that knowingly violate the Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

Here’s their Internet Acceptable Use Policy:

Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger ages—a time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.

4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

Wow.  No inter-race intermingling?

So let’s see what’s been banned so far, according to their database (what follows is just my cut-and-paste from their website:

CNN

Added: 06/27/2007 – 00:04:04

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Pornographic material
• Hateful material
• Blasphemy
• Offensive political material
• Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.cnn.com/

Hillary for President

Added: 06/26/2007 – 17:57:26

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Pornographic material
• Hateful material
• Blasphemy
• Offensive political material
• Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.hillaryclinton.com/

The History Channel

Added: 06/26/2007 – 07:27:16

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Pornographic material
• Offensive political material
• Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://history.com/

Library of Congress

Added: 06/24/2007 – 17:12:25

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Pornographic material
• Hateful material
• Blasphemy
• Offensive political material

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.loc.gov/

Fox News

Added: 06/22/2007 – 11:46:54

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Pornographic material
• Hateful material
• Offensive political material

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.foxnews.com/

The Los Angeles Police Department

Added: 03/04/2007 – 09:22:49

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

• Hateful material
• Blasphemy
• Offensive political material

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children. Click the link below at your own risk:

http://www.lapdonline.org/