Fashion Tips From GOP Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee

Ken AshfordElection 2008Leave a Comment

In Marie Claire magazine:

Q: I read that you’re against miniskirts.

A: If a person dresses provocatively, they’re calling attention — maybe not the most desirable kind — to private parts of their body.

Q: What about a burka?

A: No, that hides everything. I think a person’s hair, arms, shoulders, legs are an appropriate display of who they are.

So …miniskirts are out; burkas are out.  Tch!  Typical politician.  Moves to the center.

Then Mike "I Heart" Huckabee just gets creepy:

A;  I want people to be attracted to me because they find me interesting, not because I’m wearing something … well, I doubt I own anything provocative.

Q: How about a minskirt?

A: A thong.

His chances of getting the GOP nomination just went from 0% to -0%.