From Cynical-C Blog — this has to be the compelte list:
It’s the fault of violent video games.
It’s the fault of movies.
It’s that no other students were armed.
It’s the cowardly students who didn’t rush the shooter.
It’s the first victim’s fault.
It’s secularism’s fault.
It’s the Muslims’ and/or foreigners’ fault.
It’s the Atheists’ fault.
It’s the fault of the colleges and how they coddle their students.
It’s society’s fault.
It’s the Second Amendment’s fault.
It’s the bureaucracy’s fault.
It’s the fault of Roanoke Firearms, where he bought the gun.
It’s the authorities’ fault.
It’s the Liberals’ fault.
It’s pedophilia, homosexual couplings and adulterous behavior’s fault. (Not sure if he means all at the same time or separately.
It’s capitalism’s fault.
It’s the fault of psychiatric drugs.
It’s the Devil’s fault.
It’s South Korea’s fault.
It’s the hippies’ fault. (Nobody’s blaming the Yippies yet)
It’s the media and culture’s fault.
It’s the murderer’s fault.
It’s the legal system’s fault.
It’s the fault of the Virginia Tech officials.
It’s the fault of the Chinese.
It’s the fault of this blogger who happens to be asian, likes guns and who recently broke up with his girlfriend.
It’s Simon Cowell’s fault.
It’s Bill Gates’ fault.
It’s the fault of trauma induced mind control by a military industrial complex.
It’s the killer’s parents’ and/or gun makers’ fault.
It’s the fault that colleges have co-ed dorms and/or students who major in English.
It’s a lack of funding for mental health services’ fault.
It’s the GOP’s fault.
It’s the Democrats’ fault.
It’s NBC’s fault.
It’s Autism’s fault.
It’s al Jazeera or Palestinian TV’s fault.
It’s the fault of pro-choice doctors.
It’s Collective Soul’s fault.
It’s the fault of professors who survived the Holocaust and are not armed to the teeth.
It’s Markos from the Daily Kos’ fault.
It’s the bullies’ fault.
It’s the Nanjing Anti-African riots’ fault and/or the fault of those in interracial relationships.
It’s the fault of our culture’s all-consuming desire for celebrity.
It’s fault of the Europeanization or nannyization of American behavior.
It’s Charlton Heston’s fault.
It’s the fault of immigration and/or asians.
It’s evil’s fault.
It’s W’s fault.
It’s the fault of vaccines.
It’s the fault that schools teach that the theory of evolution is fact.
It’s the fault of the CIA for training the killer as a mind-controlled assassin.
It’s the fault of stage weapons used in school plays.
It’s the fault of the classes where Cho was taught to hate.
It’s the school’s architecture’s fault.
RELATED: Those screwballs at the American Family Association are taking advantage of the Virginia Tech trageedy to peddle a video explaining that the shootings wouldn’t happen if (among other things) teachers were allowed to spank students.
Yeah, whatever.