….and I said nothing.

Then they told me about contaminated wheat gluten in cat food, and I said nothing.

Then they told me about contaminated wheat gluten in dry dog biscuits, and I said nothing.

Then they told me about contaminated wheat gluten maybe even being in human food, but then I read wikipedia and decided I’m okay, since it only appears in crappy health food like "tofurky" (tofu turkey), and I don’t eat that stuff.

So I’m saying nothing.