I like this site: it pairs random Family Circle drawings with random Nietzche quotes.

Example:

"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence."

Another one:

"There are no facts, only interpretations."

Okay, one more:

Has a woman who knew herself to be well dressed ever caught a cold?

Uh, whatevs.