Soy Saps And Impurifies All Of Our Precious Bodily Fluids

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family ValuesLeave a Comment

According to the christianists at World Nut Net Daily, ingesting soy (you know, like tofu or soy milk) makes you gay.

Not a real-men-don’t-eat-quiche kind of gay, but actually homosexual kind of gay.  If you have soy as a pregnant mother, your kid will come out of your uterus singing Barbara Streisand tunes:

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.


Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.

Kind of reminds me of this:

StrangeloveripperGeneral Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk… ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children’s ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I… no, no. I don’t, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.

The author of "soy make kids gay" column is one Jim Rutz, a former Amway distributor (hmmmmm) and founder and chairman of Open Church Ministries, an organization which helps "believers worship as the early church did."  The bio on his website takes note that he never received much attention from girls in his youth, and it fails to mention a wife and family.  RevivalsoyproteinHmmmm.

And he went to undergrad at San Francisco University.  Hmmmmm.  *Ahem*

By the way, does Nathan "Does A Gay Gene Exist?" Tabor realize that he’s been contributing to the gaying of America?

Nathan Tabor has helped build a successful family business in Kernersville, N.C. Revival Soy has over 130 employees and is one of the fastest growing businesses in western North Carolina.