The headlines are talking about this Wisconsin grocery clerk named Jake Brahm, who created the Internet hoax about terrorist attacks on NFL football stadiums this weekend.  It was a stupid thing for this kid to do, but it was definitely not funny.

Still, the FBI spokesman thought he’d try his hand at doing some comedy schtick:

"Jake Brahm’s unsportsmanlike conduct caused the United States to divert valuable resources from the real battle," Leslie Wiser, FBI special agent in charge Newark division, told a news conference. "This coming Sunday the NFL referees won’t be the only ones wearing stripes."

*rim shot*

Nice to know that the FBI is viewing terrorist threats as "unsportsmanlike conduct".  No wonder people don’t have a lot of faith in government.