The Elusive O

Ken AshfordGodstuff, Sex/Morality/Family Values3 Comments

Some rightwing Christian nuttery is simply too good not to pass on. 

Via Sadly, No, via TBogg, we’re treated to the musings of a blog called the "Edicts of Nancy", and her unique theories:

The Left continues to tout the existence of the elusive female orgasm, despite all biological evidence to the contrary. As I have often said, if The Lord intended for us to have such things, He would have given us penises. But regardless of what the facts and common sense say, liberals continue to pursue their great white whale — and I don’t mean Michael Moore (Ha! That joke never gets old!). I’ve often wondered what motivates them to pursue this specious black-is-white reasoning. For the longest time, I assumed that it was merely another entitlement program created to pander to one of their key constituencies. Today I have my answer: Pure, unalloyed hatred of America. Evidently ladyquakes are the carrots moonbats are using to lead the women of Our Christian Nation over a moral cliff.

Shoot.  She’s onto us.

Yes, it’s true.  We (male) lefties fabricated the idea of female orgasms, only to pull you gullible woman onto our America-hating side.

I’m not sure if "Edicts of Nancy" is a parody site or not, but if it isn’t, it’s really funny.