More Homeland Security Graphic Fun

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Play at home (H/T Americablog) by supplying your own interpretation of these graphics from the Department of Homeland Security website!

Our choices are below the fold….


(1)  In the event of a natural disaster or terrorist attack, do NOT think about re-filing.

(2)  Pass the time by acting out scenes from your favorite movies, like M*A*S*H and Brokeback Mountain.

(3)  Avoid toxic radioactive gas clouds by crawling underneath them.

(4)  Remember Rule No 1: The red stuff is biohazardous.

(5)  Blind people who choke themselves can’t see all the pretty colors.

(6)  To assist the first responders, put a bright red "chalk outline" around all dead animals.

(7)  In the event of a Terry Gilliam animation, pull over to the side of the road.

(8)  Be prepared: install two parking brakes in your car.

(9)  Avoid everything.