From the Wall Street Journal:
At the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, children from the stricken Gulf Coast region serenaded First Lady Laura Bush with a song praising the beleaguered Federal Emergency Management Agency.
To the tune of “Hey Look Me Over,” about 100 young children from Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama sang:
“Our country’s stood beside us
People have sent us aid.
Katrina could not stop us, our hopes will never fade.
Congress, Bush and FEMA
People across our land
Together have come to rebuild us and we join them hand-in-hand!”
Wow. How touching.
Apparently, the Bush-and-FEMA lovefest was slightly marred when one pale little boy meekly asked for "more". He was immediately tackled by Secret Service agents and whisked away to an unknown location. Unconfirmed reports state that the boy was later sold into indentured servitude.