How To Fail In Politics

Ken AshfordCongress, RepublicansLeave a Comment

Hey, I’m no politician, but it seems to me that if you want your political career to thrive:

(1)  You shouldn’t speak at events sponsored by the Moonies ("Unification Church").

(2)  Assuming you are stupid and do #1, you shouldn’t call Rev. Moon "humanity’s Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent".

(3)  Assuming you are really stupid and do both #1 and #2, you should at least admit it.

(4)  Assuming you are really stupid and do both #1 and #2, but are too shallow to admit it, then you should make sure there are no photos of doing it.

(5)  Assuming you make mistakes #1 through #4, then at least the photograph of you shouldn’t show you pinning a Unification Church medal on Moammar Al Qadhafi.

(6)  Assuming you makes mistakes #1 through #5, you should try to make it such that your indiscretions don’t come out the day after you attack a Senator’s four year-old daughter for having malignant cancer.

Kurt Weldon (R-Pa) – wanker of the day.