Shorter Leon Wolf: Even though pro-lifers would never support killing children with handicaps, they should be supporting it, which is why they’re such evil people.
Shorter Hindrocket: Dick Cheney is no Clay Aiken. Just thought you should know.
Shorter Hindrocket: Soldiers on active duty have always died from suicide, accidents, and so on. So what’s the big deal if they die in Iraq?
Shorter Michelle Malkin: Look at me. Look at me looking at them. Aren’t we conservatives great?
And the best one:
Shorter Marie Jon: I recently had a dream that Hillary Clinton became President. As a result, there was a "new surge of growth and prosperity", …"only peace and tranquility filled the day", …"crime had disappeared", and "sickness was a thing of the past". It was a nightmare.