Dizazter For Kidz

Ken AshfordWar on Terrorism/TortureLeave a Comment

Shakespeare’s Sister is right.  There’s something a little, well, gay about Rex, the mascot on the recently-unveiled Homeland Security for Kids website called "Fear Can Be FUN!!!"*


Especially when you read his bio:

HE LOVES: Making friends! He talks to everyone he meets and loves to learn all about them. Rex knows that everyone has a special story and something great to share.

Yikes!  What is he?  A Catholic pedophile priest?

SKILLS: He has an amazing sense of sight and touch and can find anything!


* Okay. Not really.  It’s called "Ready Kids".