Shakespeare’s Sister is right. There’s something a little, well, gay about Rex, the mascot on the recently-unveiled Homeland Security for Kids website called "Fear Can Be FUN!!!"*
Especially when you read his bio:
HE LOVES: Making friends! He talks to everyone he meets and loves to learn all about them. Rex knows that everyone has a special story and something great to share.
Yikes! What is he? A Catholic pedophile priest?
SKILLS: He has an amazing sense of sight and touch and can find anything!
* Okay. Not really. It’s called "Ready Kids".