Maureen Dowd, speaking tongue-in-cheek about Cindy Sheehan, the 48-year-old mother of a dead U.S. soldier, who says she will camp out in the dusty heat near Bush’s ranch until she gets to tell Mr. Bush face to face that he must pull all U.S. troops out of Iraq:

If only her husband were an undercover C.I.A. operative, the Bushies could out him.

Sadly, I’ll bet that’s what many of the Bushies are thinking.