Takes One To Know One?

Ken AshfordSex/Morality/Family Values1 Comment

Directly below is a post about several on the homo-obsessed Religious Reich who won’t rest until Jesus’ work is done by eradicating and condemning to hell anyone with an alternate lifestyle.

You may wonder, as I did, how these homophobes got to be so supposedly knowledgeable about perverted sex.  Meet Neil Horsley, America’s leading anti-abortion webmaster, is the profane voice of the extreme Christian right.  He runs a site which is too disgusting to link to — it contains (among other things) the names, addresses and photos of abortion doctors, so the more imbalanced on the right can go out and, you know, kill them in a frenzy of "culture of life" advocacy.

Neil, a 57 year old Georgian and Bob Dylan fan knows all about abortion.  Why?  Well, he once knocked up a girl and then urged her to get one. 

And he’s an expert on sexual perversion, too.  Why?  Well, he’s had sex with animals.  Read this description of his interview with Alan Colmes:

Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it’s printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I…"

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I’m not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…"

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

It’s nice that he repented and all, but…you know…  Just because you were a disgusting pervert once, Mr. Horse-lay, doesn’t mean everybody else is.  You’re the outlier, sir.